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[petrifying]

Name: Emil
Date: Aguril 2nd
Format: Voice to Text...yeah. :')

hello HELLO helloOOH is this workinggg???
Maybe???
Eyee hope so I can't fix my mistakes soooo
HI!!!!! I'm Emil! I was told that if I want to write a letter to every won that I have to talk at this
Magic device
Thing
Pretty cool!!! If it works since I'm no good at typing things
It's hard to type when you cant sea anything hahaha
If YOU can see this please reply let's be friends! Even if you are grumpy I'll be your friend

Bye bye!!

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voice;

[clickclickbang]

[Oh geez, are they getting kids in here now?

Whatever, Prompto is gonna respond because poor guy should learn a thing.]

Hey, Emil. Y'know you can just have it record your voice for messages, yeah?

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[petrifying]

OH hello
How do I do that
If I tell it to change it will it

voice;

[clickclickbang]

Probably? There's a button but if you can't see I don't know how to tell you where the button is on your watch...

text [1/?]

[petrifying]

May bee if I ask nicely it will change

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[petrifying]

please let me record my voice!!!

text

[petrifying]

Maybe if I push
Or tap
UhhhHHH....

voice [4/4]

[petrifying]

Oh um...hey? Can you hear me? Is it working? _{I wonder if it's okay...}

voice;

[clickclickbang]

Yep! You did it! I'm Prompto, by the way.

[petrifying]

Oh hey! Hello! Aha, it really works!
Hi Prompto! Nice to meet you! I'm Emil!

[clickclickbang]

Hey!

[Seriously, how old is this kid? Why are kids getting roped into this?

Geez he hopes Emil isn't a Monster.]

You one of the new ones this month?

[petrifying]

_{[To be fair he's 13 going on 1300...or something to that nature. Luckily for everyone involved Emil isn't a monster, even if he feels like one. :')]}

Oh uh, yeah. I've been here for...a day? Maybe? I'm not entirely sure. My sense of time isn't the greatest. I thought I was dead but I guess not, huh?

[voice]

[proficience]

Grumpy people are some of the best to make friends with. You can prank them and get some quick laughs!

[No, Dazai, please don't be a bad influence.]

[clickclickbang]

[Y i k e s.]

Yeah, guess not. And who knows, you might not be dead back home either. I know I'm sure as heck not and I'm here.

voice

[petrifying]

_{[Look who figured out the voice option.]}

Oh...that's a bit mean though, isn't it?

_{[Dazai Emil is pure and soft inside...mostly. Kind of. Look he's trying to make friends here not get people mad!!]}

[proficience]

Not at all! Sometimes, when I'd bother Kunikida-kun and nearly caused him to pop a blood vessel right in the office, I'd think to myself that his life wouldn't have been nearly as entertaining without me.

In other words, I was doing him a favor!

[petrifying]

Oh well...my sister ate me. That's the last thing I remember.

_{[Pause. Wait that sounds incredibly fucked up doesn't it? Because it is...]}

She was turned into a monstrous weapon and when I went to stop her she devoured me whole.

[clickclickbang]

[Yeah no still fucked up just. Somehow less fucked up??]

Uh. Y-yeah, okay then, um. Wow. Sorry?

[petrifying]

It's okay! I mean, I'm okay...I think.

I just hope my friends are okay, y'know? That's what really matters...but I'm sure they are. They're really strong and cool.

[petrifying]

Ohhh...you're that kind of friend.

I'm not really good at pranking people or being sneaky.

[clickclickbang]

[I mean the weapon just ate you so hopefully she's full??]

I bet they are. What're they like?

[proficience]

What's that supposed to mean?

[If he sounds a little offended, it's because he is. But just a little, really.]

[petrifying]

Oh! Well, there's Nier. He's really cool. He's strong and kind and really patient with me, even though I'm clumsy and sort of useless. Then there's Weiss, who's a magic book. He's a Grimoire actually. He floats. He's pretty grumpy, but he's always been nice to me.

...Then there's Kainé.

_{[There's a detectable shift in his voice; something sad.]}

She's really awesome and crazy strong. She's really beautiful too and doesn't ever let anyone tell her what to do. A lot of people think she's rude or a 'hussy' because she swears a lot and doesn't wear much but she's got a good heart.

[petrifying]

The kind that likes to make people mad because their reactions are funny.

[proficience]

I don't always do that. Sometimes, I'll even pay for a good meal for my friends! I have a tab at the cafe under my office, for example. Pays for everything.

[Not how tabs work, but no matter.]

Anyway, my point is -- I'll be your friend, if you're still looking for some. Name's Dazai; what's yours?

[petrifying]

Oh that's really nice! What's the cafe like? I've never been to one before.

_{[It's okay, it's not like he knows any better.]}

Well...as long as you don't try and prank me. I'm Emil! It's nice to meet you.