[Azirpahale nods, making a mental note to find out what Mountain Dew is, and why does it have different colors.]

It doesn't sound ridiculous, dear. [Mostly because he doesn't know what he's asking about, but even if he did he's seen weirder things. He is a weirder thing himself, being technical about it.]

I'll ask people to help me get it right, if you need it it must be really important to you. Does it have to do with the SQUIP?