[Azirphale is imagining something like pouring the drink over a laptop to kinda cause a short-circuit. He's seen it happen, even if he doesn't care much about modern technology he's pretty sure that's a thing. But then the color would probably not be all that important...]

Anything to help you and anyone who may be in danger, Rich. And to make you feel safe.

But- and do forgive me if this is a stupid question, for I am still wrapping my mind around this entire situation... but you described the SQUIP as some sort of advanced computer, and yet you're talking about it like it has its own wants and needs?

I don't think we have anything like that, back where I'm from.