Ooh, a compelling argument for going if I've ever heard one... Then it's settled!

[He drops his fist into the open palm of his other hand.]

I'll take an excursion to Dorchact for myself. Not only to broaden my horizons of this world, for the sake of inspiration... But they'll need someone with enough charm to sway their opinion to one of favor. I'm perfectly equipped for the task.

[He may be an monster, but he's... also a Monster! But he doesn't really know that very well, and doesn't think it'll be an issue.]