gilgamess: ([ side laugh ])
👑 ["King of Heroes"] Gilgamesh ([personal profile] gilgamess) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom 2020-02-23 12:07 am (UTC)

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[ look, Papyrus, people a lot less furry than you get the mongrel treatment, okok. you learn not to take the Gilgamesh-isms personally eventually.

being Gilgamesh's Only Friend would indeed carry the potential for a sort of implicit burden. unfortunately, Gilgamesh tends not to look at things that way, or even to consider the weight he may have placed on Enkidu's shoulders. or if he does consider it, he takes for granted that Enkidu manages without consequence.

but anyway -- ]


Tch, it seems that it is very important to my friend that I engage in this so-called "small talk."

[ he can completely and absolutely do this. ]

Therefore, I suppose I deign to exchange legends with you, O skinless one. Indeed, I ventured to the Underworld myself, that Kur. Such a journey I undertook more than once. I became greatly acquainted with that abysmal place.

And the netherworld goddess, Ereshkigal... during my lively pleasures within my palace, she once knocked upon the ground from below and threatened to have the abyss consume me. Displeased at the sounds of my revelry! Of all women, I simply cannot countenance goddesses.

[ he laughs. ]

Yet, what Underworld is it that created a being such as yourself? Were you a Hassan, you should know it. Yet to my eyes you look somewhat solid for a ghost.

Of what use is that fur when you are without a need for warmth? You would do well to shave it and sell it for a good quantity of money. I am indeed an expert in all manner of finding ways to master monetary systems and financial rewards; it is my Golden Rule, or the AUO Money is Power System.

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