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[escardos]

Name: flat escardos (un: 46692)
Date: 1/3
Format: text

lol heads up if you try to make a candle w food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. please take my word on this lmfao.

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[escardos]

not ALL the time!!!




but sometimes, yeah. on accident though, i swear!!!

[escardos]

you know what, that sounds like something i'd do too! like i gotta try it out at least once, so i can say "hey! i tried it!"

[escardos]

aw!!

ofc i'd be happy! i'm always happy when i realize that someone sees me as a friend. it's a big deal, after all! you're one of my best friends in aefenglom, you know?

[escardos]

welcome to acronyms! i just taught someone else how to use them.

maybe i should start a class?

but i'm not sure how good of a teacher i'd be lol

(that means 'laugh out loud')

[escardos]

good!

i like mine a lot too.

not enough to say that i love him, but a lot a lot.

[spirialink]

wow, you really know a lot about this stuff! maybe you should, it seems pretty useful to me! what else is there?

[escardos]

What do you mean?

[ there's a box of matches, but by it there are some papers with some very crude drawings and something that can either be ciphered text...or mere scribbles. who knows. ]

[escardos]

ok ok! as i told the other person, an acronym can't just be a bunch of letters glued together. it has to be something that other people understand!

like...

ttyl! which is 'talk to you later' or u, which is just short for 'you'. and ilu, which is short for 'i love you'. there's a ton of them!!!

[taciturnly]

How do you measure?

[escardos]

i'm not sure?

it's just how i think about it. maybe the way you measure is differently! it probably is, actually.

[taciturnly]

I do not measure. I know. Perhaps you do, too.

[gilgamess]

Ha, I shall permit you to use my property as your base of operations should you remunerate me properly. As King, it is natural that you must first pay tribute to my glory.

[ hm. he seems to size Flat up a little more, gazing over the video. ]

Though, if you are as poor as I suspect, I may require that you offer to pawn your valuables. Or shall I give you a secured loan?

Such preliminary measures are quite necessary, as I am the arbiter of humanity, here as elsewhere.

Moreover, I must have insurance should you engage in further of your destructive tendencies. Contractual methods are the only means of maintaining order in a human civilization.

[curruid_coinchenn]

[ He takes the matches and only gives a passing glance to the papers. ]

I mean are you going to be able to...not act like a wild animal living in someone else's house?

[ Still a jerk. ]

[weiward]

and if you manage to not make a face, you can convince someone else to take a really big bite!

[escardos]

What do you mean a wild animal????

[ hE IS INSULTED ]

I totally live like a normal person! [ really. ]

[curruid_coinchenn]

[ Flat's offense gets him nothing but a blank stare in response. He calls 'em like he seems 'em. ]

...Tell me, do you know of anyone else who lives like this?

[escardos]

[ oh.

uh.

uhhhhh ]

E-Every person has an individual style! And besides, you’re the one that hoards bones. You have zero room to judge!

[curruid_coinchenn]

[ Berserker narrows his eyes. ]

I can't control the fact I hoard bones. I keep them in one place and my hoard doesn't inconvenience anyone.

[ He shakes his head. ]

So the answer to my last question is no, then.

[escardos]

That’s—!!

[ he opens his mouth to refute cu further, but he can’t find how. eventually, he crosses his arms, looking away. ]

I mean, aside from the candle thing—which I don’t plan on doing again—is it that big of a deal?

[curruid_coinchenn]

If you're living alone in a hovel and never have visitors, no it's not. If you're living somewhere subject to the rules of society, then yes it is.

[ He is ... not even trying to spare Flat's feelings here. ]

[escardos]

Huh... I see...

[ the comments hurt quite a bit, and flat’s expression visibly deflates as he leans against the wall. ]

I’ve never really had that issue before...but no one really liked going into my room in the first place. So yeah, I guess this is my first time moving in with others.

[ and he has a bad feeling about it, like he’s being set up to fail. it makes him anxious—perhaps cu will get fed up with him and kick him out after some time. who knows? ]

Sorry.

[curruid_coinchenn]

You're not an idiot -- not completely. You'll adapt. And if you don't, I'll keep pushing you until you adapt.

[ As neutral as his tone is, there is something bizarrely encouraging about his words. ]

[foundfamilies]

[ there is little about the day the rathmores were judged that leslie likes to recall, but the end of that conversation was one of them. ]

Oh! The one who [said he was weird] said they want to be friends with me!

It is good to know you have been doing well. I am especially glad now that you did not hurt yourself now that I know that you are someone who might become my friend. :)
Not to mean that I would not care about someone who I did not know!!

Might I know your name? Unless it is 46692.

[integrous]

[ One of his best friends.

Best friends.

Best. Friends.

Asahi literally has to go scream into a pillow for a moment, give her a second. ]

flat
listen up
you're too precious for this world okay
so i'm going to kick the ass of whoever hurts you EVEN WHEN IT'S YOU ALMOST SETTING YOURSELF ON FIRE
don't make me almost lose a best friend you big idiot!!!

[escardos]

nope nope! it's just a cool little math thing that i found and was like oh i wanna use that as my username!

my name is flat! flat escardos! it's so nice to meet you leslie!