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[escardos]

Name: flat escardos (un: 46692)
Date: 1/3
Format: text

lol heads up if you try to make a candle w food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. please take my word on this lmfao.

Comments

[integrous]

LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE PART OF THAT FIRST MESSAGE SOUNDED FINE
i swear you better be okay for real or i'll come right over to wrap you in a safety blanket for at least three days!!!!

[escardos]

i said i'm ok! just finished cleaning up the glass and stuff. no burns or cuts!

but you were worried? i'm so sorry. and thank you!

[integrous]

of course i'm worried about you
that's what friends are for

[ And that's not even something she says easily.. Consider yourself lucky, Flat. ]

please try to look up proper instructions next time before doing something though
before you burn down half the city by accident

[escardos]

oh.

you really consider me as a friend?!!?!?!

asahiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank you!!!!!!!!! i think you're an awesome friend too!!

[integrous]

WHY IS THAT SO SURPRISING DON'T USE SO MANY EXCLAMATION MARKS

[escardos]

i'm happy!!!!! but why are you yelling??????

[integrous]

I'M NOT

[ Then what is that capslock for, Asahi.. At least she seems to realise that too after a moment. ]

i'm just
i don't know
a little embarrassed
i didn't think you'd be so happy about it

[escardos]

aw!!

ofc i'd be happy! i'm always happy when i realize that someone sees me as a friend. it's a big deal, after all! you're one of my best friends in aefenglom, you know?

[integrous]

[ One of his best friends.

Best friends.

Best. Friends.

Asahi literally has to go scream into a pillow for a moment, give her a second. ]

flat
listen up
you're too precious for this world okay
so i'm going to kick the ass of whoever hurts you EVEN WHEN IT'S YOU ALMOST SETTING YOURSELF ON FIRE
don't make me almost lose a best friend you big idiot!!!

[escardos]

that was nowhere to setting myself on fire! maybe a second degree burn, but worse has happened before!

[integrous]

do you think i'm not already going to freak out if you have a second degree burn???
i don't want to see you hurt!!
at all!!!

[escardos]

don't freak out!!!

but i'll do my best. it'd be bad if you lost your feathers because of stress!

[integrous]

i lose them anyway you know
i didn't know birds shed like this
you should feel lucky that you just get to stay human

[escardos]

can i make a pillow w/ them?

and idk i think it would have been interesting to be something different! like, i wouldn't mind switching with you for a day if we could!

[integrous]

[ Wait, hold that last thought. She has no available space in her mind to focus on that when she reads the first part and is immediately distracted by it. ]

wouldn't that be weird????
they're kind of like hair to me now!
sleeping on a pillow filled with someone's hair would be so weird