[ Van won't respond to this in its entirety... Because if he says something like "I don't have friends" or "I don't do friendship" it will be painfully obvious. ]
The "boy friend" part won't happen. Though I'm not sure that this qualifies as "platonic friendship" either.
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The "boy friend" part won't happen. Though I'm not sure that this qualifies as "platonic friendship" either.