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Name: BISHOP
Date: 5/4
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So I don't know if I'm doing this right but I have a couple of requests. First is I'm looking for someone who can make me something. It needs some engineering and metal working, maybe some other stuff too I'm not really sure, I'd really like to talk to a professional if we have one or someone can point me in the right direction.

Second, I think I'm going to explode this month. I think. Not too sure. I'm an unbonded witch so I'm also looking for a bond partner, but I have a condition that isn't difficult. Preferably with a monster. The bond has to be strictly for survival purposes since I would rather not run risk the chances of sharing my memories. I know that might sound silly or out right ridiculous but, I have my reasons.

And I think that's pretty much it. Thank for your time.

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OH MY GOD, YOU CAN'T CASUALLY DROP THAT YOU'RE GOING TO EXPLODE.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU AND I WANT TO BOND WITH YOU NOW??
GO USE SOME MAGIC BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF!!!

Edited (ooc: typo, and also: if the capslock is Too Much, let me know and I'll drop it OOC. It continues IC tho) 2020-05-05 09:07 (UTC)

I can't?

[ ooc: All cool to continue as is o7 ]

you're absolutely not allowed to explode!

[this, this right here is why he pesters people about bonding!]

HUH? YOU CAN'T?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T, YOU'RE A WITCH AREN'T YOU?

[....hmmmmm. See, a bond for Strictly Survival Purposes sounds great, but Qrow is a paranoid bird. Would a bond with a stranger even work? Would there be a risk of emotional bleed anyway? Burdening someone he cares about with his state of mind isn't something he wants to do, but he doesn't trust strangers with it, either.]

how do you feel about temporary bonds?
pour some of your magic into me, you don't explode, i'm less likely to go feral, and then we go our separate ways until the next time you're on the verge
absolute minimum psychic link bullshit involved

I was responding to the bit about not being allowed to post that I'm going to explode on the network, I can cast spells just fine. I wasn't aware there are guidelines.

[ There probably aren't, but he had to get people's attention somehow. ]

On that note, do you happen to know or are a blacksmith yourself?

[ Look, he has his priorities. ]

I don't think it's a permission thing. If it were, it wouldn't be a problem.

[ Har. He's funny. ]

Doesn't matter to me what kind of bond, honestly. I thought about doing that as well, even if it's a bit of a chore, just wasn't sure if anyone would have been interested. Practically everyone here is either gushing over how great these bonds are 'thanks but I have one already and not in the market for another'. That last one would also make me feel like I got turned down for prom, and that just makes me sad.

well good news for you, i don't want a bond either
grab one of those potions from the coven and meet me by the wall?

I MEAN, YOU CAN. BUT YOU SHOULDN'T!
IT'S ALARMING AND RUDE!!!

[Nobody wants to be talking with someone over the network when that person explodes. Having someone's death recorded like that, the moments of inaction saved to more than just overactive imaginations... What a terrible idea.]

IF YOU'RE REALLY ABOUT TO EXPLODE, GO USE SOME MAGIC!!!!
I'M NOT OFFERING TO HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING ELSE UNTIL THEN.
NOT EVEN IF IT'S EASY METAL WORKING.

it is now!

[wei wuxian, who has always hated restrictions and rules now has exactly one (1): no exploding.]

we can solve this one, there's plenty of ways that end with you not exploding.

I'm not exploding now but I have been unbonded for a few months so I am expecting some kind of backlash.

And have you considered that I'm being calm about because, oh I don't know, I'm going to explode and panicking about it now won't help? Hmmm?

[ Because if there's someone who should be freaked out about this, it's him. ]

Oh I'm sure there are. By the way do you happen to know a blacksmith or engineer?

[ Look, the other thing is just as important to him. ]

Sure.

[ What did he need the potion for though? Regardless, he does stop by the Coven and asked for a potion related to bonds and ended up with a few for monster-monster bonds, and a couple related to temporary bonding. They also pointed him to a place for a severed bond but he wanted to shoot the alchemist when he told him the price.

He waited by the wall with a sack of potions hidden in the barrel he was sitting on. Why he hid it, well, it looked suspicious or an armed guy waiting in the shadows with a sack potions, looking around and avoiding speaking with anyone. One might think he's up to no good, which for once he is not. ]

Edited 2020-05-13 08:19 (UTC)

[There's a pause as Papyrus mulls it over.]

NO, THE THOUGHT NEVER CROSSED MY MIND.
NOW'S A GOOD TIME FOR A LITTLE PANIC!
PANIC ENOUGH TO GO CAST SPELLS, AND TAKE THE EDGE OFF.

PLAYING IT COOL AND CALM...
YOU MIGHT FREEZE UP. AND TAKE TOO LONG.

i know a blacksmith.

he's already bonded but he might know someone.

Oh I don't mean to bond with them but I am trying to see if I can have something made.

[ He pauses. ]

Something not related to the exploding bit.

When has panicking ever been good? That's just some bad advice. Panic and go cast spells? Sure let light half the city block on fire and the other half ripped to ribbons. Sounds fun, for sure but I don't think the neighbors would appreciate that.

a weapon?

Why do you want to know? Blacksmiths make more than just weapons.

i thought we were friends. can't i be curious?

You can.

[ But Bishop doesn't want people to know what he's doing. Issues with being traced and all that. ]

Besides, it's not terribly interesting. Just a little something from my world I wanna see if I can replicate.

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