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[marmoron]

Name: Anonymous
Date: 7/2 (after new mirrorbound arrive!)
Format: Text

question. what's supposed to go into a bonding vow? how did your bonding ceremonies go? are you supposed to wear something nice? bring presents? would appreciate some advice.

[ Help out an anonymous space mullet? ]

Comments

un: gautier

[crestfallenfor]

Every one of mine were as elaborate as a formal wedding, and we dressed appropriately. Gifts were exchanged. Tears were shed. They were beautiful.

[Definitely trolling, even if he's pretty sure Lorenz would have preferred a fancy ceremony if their circumstances were less desperate.]

[marmoron]

ok but why
did you do that for all of your bonded? even the ones you're just friends with?

[crestfallenfor]

Why not? It felt appropriate.

[No it didn't.]

I did. Especially since I'm just friends with all my bonds.

[marmoron]

and you definitely don't want to be more than friends?

[loverboi]

eyes emoji

[crestfallenfor]

[YOU CAN'T JUST ASK PEOPLE THAT, KEITH.]

Why? Do you want to be more than just friends with your to-be-bonded?

[Dodges... the question.......]

[marmoron]

[ LOOK MAN, YOU COULD HAVE REPLIED ANON TOO!!! Keith can tell you aaaaaall about how handy it comes in this exactly situation. ]

what? no! it's not like that
just




we were were talking about you

[crestfallenfor]

[He could have but he didn't!! And now here they are.......]

And now we're talking about you.
And I suspect it is "like that" isn't it?

[marmoron]

look. i'm the one asking questions here.

[crestfallenfor]

Alright, then.
I haven't considered it.

But it sounds like you have, so if you want to talk about it more in person, I suspect you know where to find me.

[marmoron]

[ Shit. Has he blown his cover here... ]

????
i have no idea who you are ok

[crestfallenfor]

[Look, he's had a whole post to read and figure things out, okok... Still not 100% sure it's Keith, but also... He's pretty sure.]

Sure, sure.
You have my uh. User name? At any rate, though.

[marmoron]

[ ... why is he getting the distinct feeling Sylvain isn't convinced here. ]

lol k
good luck smoothing things over with "berniebear"

[crestfallenfor]

[Because he isn't convinced here.]

..."lol"?
Anyway, it won't be any trouble, don't worry about us.

[marmoron]

[ gdit Lance, how have you been friends with Sylvain for months and somehow not taught him basic text lingo. ]

it means i'm laughing

[crestfallenfor]

[Surprise! They hang in person more than they text... because they're social beings unlike their salty friends.]

Oh. Huh. That's new.

un: berniebear

[bravelyathome]

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH???????????????

THERE WAS NO WEDDING.

DEFINITELY NO WEDDING.

I SWEAR.

IT WAS SIMPLE AND HAND HOLDING AND.....................

SYLVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crestfallenfor]

haha Bernie, its alright.
There was no wedding~

But it was similar enough to one, don't you think?

[You got him to make a commitment, Bernie....... And vows. In a ceremony.]

[bravelyathome]

I wouldn't!

...


did i

oh goddess

IM SORRY!!!!!!



[ohno ohno ohno HE IS GOING HATE HER. And right when she's figured out she likes him!]

[crestfallenfor]

Bernie, calm down.

There's nothing to be sorry about. I promise. <3

[NO HATE, BERNIE.]

[bravelyathome]

Promise promise?

[SHE IS CHECKING THE BOND REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW TO BE SURE OKAY.]

[crestfallenfor]

Promise promise.

[No angy here! Just... gentle amusement, tbh.]

[bravelyathome]

You have to promise you'll message me when you make jokes like this too.

Warn me.

[crestfallenfor]

Haha I'll try to remember to~

Sorry

[bravelyathome]

...okay.


thanks