video | un:wwxwashere
Name: wei wuxian
Date: 7/19
Format: video
[he's going to try to keep this short but he's also wei wuxian, so...]
Lan Zhan and I are finally getting married this month! If you can see this, consider it your invitation to celebrate with us and see how beautiful he looks in red.
[strangers too, and there should probably be some caveat here about not causing any trouble. but when one of the grooms is the yiling patriarch, things like that don't automatically spring to mind.]
Oh, and if you're a priest or a shaman or a holy woman, you're doubly invited, otherwise I'm really going to have to find someone to do the ceremony.
[now for the real reason that he's here:]
It took us a little longer than we thought it would to get to this point. I was impatient, but now I’m grateful, because so many members of my family have arrived to see it. My brother Jiang Cheng is here now - Sect Leader Jiang Cheng. [yeah, just gonna slip that in there.] He helped raise his nephew from infancy so I hope he can finally take a break and have a little fun.
[does thinking about a man raising a small child make him more attractive? it worked in lan wangji's favor, he's assuming it will work for his brother too.]
Before he came, I relied solely on Chifeng-zun - eh, Nie Mingjue to most of you. He agreed to stand for me when I didn't have anyone else to count on. Spending time with him, I realized that he’s just as fair and just as ever, not to mention generous. How do you repay someone who helped make the happiest day of your life possible?
[does he mention his muscles too, would that be weird? perhaps the better question, would it make lan zhan jealous?
he clicks his tongue.]
It's hard to believe that neither of these upstanding men is married yet. Or even have a date to the wedding... [let that sink in. he’s hoping it does. wei wuxian sighs and shakes his head at the tragedy of it.] I keep telling myself that surely there's someone who would like to attend and are in need of escorts themselves.
Did I mention that there'll be food and alcohol? Plenty of both.
Oh, one last thing. I've seen a lot of questions about dating lately. You can always send them my way. As a married man, I'm happy to share my knowledge with the junio--err, others.
[and with that, the puca is (finally) out.]
Lan Zhan, how was that? Do you think-
Date: 7/19
Format: video
[he's going to try to keep this short but he's also wei wuxian, so...]
Lan Zhan and I are finally getting married this month! If you can see this, consider it your invitation to celebrate with us and see how beautiful he looks in red.
[strangers too, and there should probably be some caveat here about not causing any trouble. but when one of the grooms is the yiling patriarch, things like that don't automatically spring to mind.]
Oh, and if you're a priest or a shaman or a holy woman, you're doubly invited, otherwise I'm really going to have to find someone to do the ceremony.
[now for the real reason that he's here:]
It took us a little longer than we thought it would to get to this point. I was impatient, but now I’m grateful, because so many members of my family have arrived to see it. My brother Jiang Cheng is here now - Sect Leader Jiang Cheng. [yeah, just gonna slip that in there.] He helped raise his nephew from infancy so I hope he can finally take a break and have a little fun.
[does thinking about a man raising a small child make him more attractive? it worked in lan wangji's favor, he's assuming it will work for his brother too.]
Before he came, I relied solely on Chifeng-zun - eh, Nie Mingjue to most of you. He agreed to stand for me when I didn't have anyone else to count on. Spending time with him, I realized that he’s just as fair and just as ever, not to mention generous. How do you repay someone who helped make the happiest day of your life possible?
[does he mention his muscles too, would that be weird? perhaps the better question, would it make lan zhan jealous?
he clicks his tongue.]
It's hard to believe that neither of these upstanding men is married yet. Or even have a date to the wedding... [let that sink in. he’s hoping it does. wei wuxian sighs and shakes his head at the tragedy of it.] I keep telling myself that surely there's someone who would like to attend and are in need of escorts themselves.
Did I mention that there'll be food and alcohol? Plenty of both.
Oh, one last thing. I've seen a lot of questions about dating lately. You can always send them my way. As a married man, I'm happy to share my knowledge with the junio--err, others.
[and with that, the puca is (finally) out.]
Lan Zhan, how was that? Do you think-

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Liberate, suppress, eliminate... All in the name of protecting humanity. I can understand that. [Truly, he does. He nods approvingly, despite being a ghost possessing a metal shell himself. It makes sense for humans to protect humans.] But wow, a fourth option! What would that look like? Do you know...?
[As if it's not terribly obvious that Wei Wuxian knows something, by the way he averts his gaze.]
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[this was his reasoning, as a teenager and still later, when he didn't have any other choice. too taboo to even speak of. demonic cultivation.]
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[Hey, somebody had to try demonic cultivation to know its limits and why it's bad, right?]
Besides. Harnessing resentment as an energy sounds nicer to the spirit than, say... eliminating it.