I've actually read a bit about vampires! But that's mostly because I've had a couple of foreigners compare me to one because of my teeth, so I thought it'd be funnier to play off if I knew more about them than the basics.

[Everyone can make preferred blood type jokes, clearly he needs to be able to make specific historical vampire references.]

Well, I can always report back! I'm sure it won't take much convincing to get Yuki to kiss me in the pool.