Oh! If you need fabric I got plenty I could give you - uh, they dumped a bunch of stuff out in the slums like a couple month ago, remember? 'nd there were tons of curtains that looked fine, but I didn't really know what to do with them...so, uh, just took a lot home.

[they've been sitting in a bag in his linen closet since then. awkwardly. judgementally. mocking him for his inability to discover a better use for them than taking up space.]

...you never did a grab bag before! They're fun! Or, uh, they look fun. Never did one either. [he laughs] 's basically just people put a bunch of gifts in a big bag 'nd everybody grabs one and gets to keep it.