The Network: May, Arrivals from Distant Lands

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The Network: May, Arrivals from Distant Lands

The Watches Everyone who arrives in an unorthodox way and eventually shows up at the Coven for 'orientation', will receive a strange, watch-like device compliments of the Coven and Parliament. Miss Nessie or one of the welcome wagon crew will give characters a run-down of how to use the various functions and they are encouraged to test them out for themselves. It would be good for them to get in touch with their fellow Mirrorbound, of course! Fourth wall characters will not be able to make their own posts in the communities, so they may use this post to make "network posts" of their own by top-leveling. The log post is right over here. Fourth Wall characters can comment on posts made by others in both aefenglom and middaeg until June 1st. Current players: Please specify in your posts if you do NOT want fourth wall characters replying!

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[unsundered]

[Emet-Selch is a one-stop-Ascian for reminders of existential misery, futility, pessimism, and a generally bleak outlook. Though if pushed, he would have to reluctantly admit the time here wasn't truly wasted... if only because how could something be wasted if it didn't change anything, didn't matter in the first place?

(It mattered still, he knew).]

Mm... you're welcome. I do take fine care of him, I agree. He'd get into far too much trouble without me.

[And different sorts of trouble with him.]

Speaking of monsters and Monsters... are you still turning into a dog?

[spaghettimonster]

[Phew, that's good to hear. He'll have to contact Mettaton soon. Break the news that he doesn't recall the hospitality of before, but appreciates it all the same... Find out what he's turned into... Well, maybe he'll just take a look around social media for that question.]

SO IT WAS A DOG...
WHAT A TERRIBLE FATE.

[Truly, his... what even to call it. Alternate? Past self? The other Papyrus had a rough deal. Fortunately the fur in that picture didn't look white - a small blessing, to be sure, but the alternative is one he counts himself doubly lucky for dodging. Imagine turning into a white dog. The worst.]

NO, I'VE HAD THE FORTUNE OF LOSING MY MAGIC...
TO BE REPLACED WITH DIFFERENT MAGIC???
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE DIZZYING.

[unsundered]

[Could he mention that Mettaton is a puca now? Sure, but he also decides not to volunteer it, mostly on a whim.]

Not a fan of dogs, or not a fan of turning into one? I think most would agree with the latter.

[Dogs and their bones... he wondered if the same applied to dogs and their very own skeletons. An unfortunate transformation, now that he thought about it.]

But a mage then... congratulations on your upgrade. Primitive as this world's magic is, 'tis still better than the alternatives.

[spaghettimonster]

TURNING INTO ONE.
I'M FINE BEING A MONSTER.

[He's not sure why Emet-Selch is calling it the worse alternative, but it makes that other message, complaining about the term, seem maybe a little more important.]

BUT LET'S JUST SAY, A CERTAIN DOG BACK HOME...
WOULD BE HORRIBLY SMUG ABOUT IT.

[Worse, it would probably be even more snuggly. Truly unbearable.]