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[curruid_coinchenn]

Name: Berserker
Date: 07-06
Format: Image/text



[ A picture of a hand-written and drawn poster accompanies this post, as seen below. There's Berserker's contact information left on it, too. There may also be a few of these indiscriminately plastered in places across the city. ]



this is not a joke. i will tell you where you can deliver them.

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[despised]

Is it a problem if there's still flesh attached?

[loadme]

Don't you have enough of your own?

[curruid_coinchenn]

no. flesh is fine. i can clean them myself.

[curruid_coinchenn]

i need bones. my own aren't what i want.

[cult]

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

[despised]

Alright. Do you need them all delivered, or are you fine with just knowing where they are?

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[beariot]

Okay.


Why do you need bones?

[curruid_coinchenn]

either or. delivery is preferred because it's simpler, but i don't mind gathering them myself.

[loadme]

Any kind is fine?

[curruid_coinchenn]

[ Why are you so weird??? ]

i don't want the bones inside me. do you have bones you can give me or not?

[curruid_coinchenn]

[ Because he's a dragon with a particularly weird hoarding instinct. ]

i don't know, but i've felt the need to gather them recently.

do you have any or not?

[curruid_coinchenn]

skulls are the best, but i'll take anything.

[loadme]

Okay, good to know! That's a pretty interesting hobby to have.

[despised]

I can bring some leftover chicken bones that I was saving for broth later on. I also happen to know where you can find some more small bones, probably on a regular basis if you were to check often. Unless they should be of a certain size.

[cult]

( me? you can't mean me.... )

oh? alright, i can fix that!

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to see someone go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help them for you

( that's what he meant right? put this question on another person? )

we can get you bones of another person, no doubt!

[curruid_coinchenn]

i prefer skulls and larger bones, but i will take anything. [ Hoarding instinct doesn't discriminate. ] either way, i appreciate it.

[curruid_coinchenn]

do you have any bones or not?

[curruid_coinchenn]

...

so you do have bones, then? or you can get me them?

[cult]

i can get them!!

it shouldn't take that long, how many do you need?

[curruid_coinchenn]

as many as you're willing to get me.

[cult]

i get you bones what will you give me!!
it works both ways!
you have scales, can i have some?

[despised]

You might be able to find some there. You've seen the jobs posted this month, yes?

[curruid_coinchenn]

why do you want my scales?

[curruid_coinchenn]

hm...yes, i have.

[cult]

because you shed.... hopefully?
do you need them :)?