01. A need//Text

[curruid_coinchenn]

Name: Berserker
Date: 07-06
Format: Image/text



[ A picture of a hand-written and drawn poster accompanies this post, as seen below. There's Berserker's contact information left on it, too. There may also be a few of these indiscriminately plastered in places across the city. ]



this is not a joke. i will tell you where you can deliver them.

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[curruid_coinchenn]

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so you do have bones, then? or you can get me them?

[cult]

i can get them!!

it shouldn't take that long, how many do you need?

[curruid_coinchenn]

as many as you're willing to get me.

[cult]

i get you bones what will you give me!!
it works both ways!
you have scales, can i have some?

[curruid_coinchenn]

why do you want my scales?

[cult]

because you shed.... hopefully?
do you need them :)?

[curruid_coinchenn]

i do have some i've shed. if you'll give me bones for them, i guess i can part with them.

but why do you need them?

[cult]

are you going to tell me why you need bones?

come on, what's the secret!

[curruid_coinchenn]

i don't know. i just need to have them. i've felt the need to collect them recently...resisting it is pointless.

[ He doesn't understand the hoarding instinct at all.

[cult]

you mean like? you just want them to have them?
like eat them or just have them sitting around

( oh no, this sounds good. time to take a good sit down and see what this is about. )

[curruid_coinchenn]

just to have them around. i have a few already and it's not enough.

[cult]

can i see them?
did you name them all?

[curruid_coinchenn]

why would i name them? they're bones.

[ He does attach a picture of a pile of bones, tucked under a table. It's most animal skulls of varying sizes, but there are other types in the pile. There's even a worryingly human-like skull, old and broken, dropped right in front. ]

this is what i have right now.

[cult]

( taking a look at the image, he grins at the sight which is actually a pretty nice sized start. especially the more human ones, those are a nice touch. where did he get those? )

why wouldn't you!? they use to belong to someone....s
hm! i like it! i'll find you more to put with it
the skull, name him liu laquan
and that longer bone that looks old, liu shun

[curruid_coinchenn]

you can call them whatever you want. just get me more if them. you can even name those, if you want.

[cult]

but will you help me name them!
it's SO important!
where do i send them though.. the liu family will be excited i hope

[curruid_coinchenn]

i'm not one to name anything, but you're going to insist i help, aren't you?

[ He sends him an address. ]

this is where i am currently. if you bring them by soon, i'll still be here. otherwise leave them on the doorstep and i'll warn my housemates.

[cult]

how are you able to read my mind and we're not even bonded! do you have any names in mind?

but they'd get dirty on the ground?? i'll have li'l apple bring them so they dont end up broken or anything :)

[curruid_coinchenn]

no. i don't give names to things and i'm not about to start.

who or what is li'l apple...? i don't care how you deliver them so long as they get here.

[cult]

come on!! you can do it at least once!! :((((((((((((((((( please? please?

have i never introduced you? i am so stupid!! do you want to meet him now i have no bones but ill always introduce you to li'l apple!!
you arent just going to leave them in that spot are you?

[curruid_coinchenn]

if it means you'll give me bones, fine. i'll name one of them.

... fine, yes, i'll meet him, even if you have no bones. and no, i'm not just going to leave them there.