001. [ video ]

[rightfoot]

Name: Louis
Date: August 9
Format: Video

[ The video comes on and Louis is front and center. He got a grasp on the technology pretty quickly. He's... annoyed, and he's not good at hiding it, either. His tone is just as annoyed. Like. He can't believe he has to go over this. ]

So, since this is the best way to get the message out from what I can tell, and I'm sick of repeating myself, so I'll only say this once.

[ Pause. He has a long pause between each of the words. ]

I.

Am.

Not.

A.

Monster.

[ He lifts the camera up to get a full view of his head, to get a good shot at every angle. ]

I am just a deer. I arrived here like this.

[ Frown. ]

Any questions?

Comments

text; un: reddeer

[rightfoot]

What's that? I'm not going to google it or whatever it is here.

[ ooc: I don't mind at all! ♥ Dave ]

Re: text; un: reddeer

[timeriffs]

seriously?
am i the first person to ask you that?
am i the only person around here that gives a fuck about the important stuff?
this is a goddamn outrage

[rightfoot]

Yes, you are. I don't know what you're talking about. If you actually want an answer, you'll need to elaborate.

[timeriffs]

well now im doubting your honesty here
youre telling us youre some deer person
but you dont know the ancient art of yiffing
improbable

[rightfoot]

You can literally see I'm a deer on video. Don't waste my time, I could get eaten by a vicious predator at any time.

[ he's only mostly kidding ]

[timeriffs]

that doesnt mean much round these parts buckaroo
get it
cuz youre a buck
*supposedly*
tho i guess it could be some lost art where youre from
like cursive writing

[rightfoot]

Considering I'm a witch, it does.

I do get it. It's not a word I've heard used before.

[timeriffs]

shit son
im sorry i was so rude it must be a lost art
a side effect of modern times you know
dont know how to darn your socks
churn your butter
pounce your yiff

[rightfoot]

What. I live in modern times. I have internet access at home. Are you okay? I feel like you might not be okay.

[timeriffs]

thats exactly what i was saying
you cant be help you dont know what that is
because all you do is play flappy bird
and not yiff your flappy

[rightfoot]

What. I'm going to take a shot in the dark here, but I don't have time for video games.