001. [ video ]

[rightfoot]

Name: Louis
Date: August 9
Format: Video

[ The video comes on and Louis is front and center. He got a grasp on the technology pretty quickly. He's... annoyed, and he's not good at hiding it, either. His tone is just as annoyed. Like. He can't believe he has to go over this. ]

So, since this is the best way to get the message out from what I can tell, and I'm sick of repeating myself, so I'll only say this once.

[ Pause. He has a long pause between each of the words. ]

I.

Am.

Not.

A.

Monster.

[ He lifts the camera up to get a full view of his head, to get a good shot at every angle. ]

I am just a deer. I arrived here like this.

[ Frown. ]

Any questions?

Comments

[horkbajir]

Hork-Bajir. We were not created on the same world where humans, or indeed deer as I know them, evolved.

[rightfoot]

This is my first experience with humans, too. Or anything like them. So you're like...an alien?

[horkbajir]

By certain standards, I am. I was born on Earth, though. What is your birthworld?

[rightfoot]

Earth. I'm from Earth.

[horkbajir]

Ah. An Earth with no humans, but deer-people instead. Curious.

[rightfoot]

An Earth with a lot of animals, actually. A wide variety of animals.