001. [ video ]

[rightfoot]

Name: Louis
Date: August 9
Format: Video

[ The video comes on and Louis is front and center. He got a grasp on the technology pretty quickly. He's... annoyed, and he's not good at hiding it, either. His tone is just as annoyed. Like. He can't believe he has to go over this. ]

So, since this is the best way to get the message out from what I can tell, and I'm sick of repeating myself, so I'll only say this once.

[ Pause. He has a long pause between each of the words. ]

I.

Am.

Not.

A.

Monster.

[ He lifts the camera up to get a full view of his head, to get a good shot at every angle. ]

I am just a deer. I arrived here like this.

[ Frown. ]

Any questions?

Comments

[rightfoot]

Weird.

[ And a little alarming, if he's honest. ]

[wylderrant]

Is it? I always thought people with parents were the strange ones.

[rightfoot]

I mean, no one just appears.

[wylderrant]

I did!

[rightfoot]

So you're... like magic, anyway, huh?

[wylderrant]

Essentially! Or I was, at any rate.

[rightfoot]

That's...weird.

[wylderrant]

Not as weird as live birth.

[rightfoot]

No. Definitely weirder.

[wylderrant]

Suit yourself.