001. [ video ]

[rightfoot]

Name: Louis
Date: August 9
Format: Video

[ The video comes on and Louis is front and center. He got a grasp on the technology pretty quickly. He's... annoyed, and he's not good at hiding it, either. His tone is just as annoyed. Like. He can't believe he has to go over this. ]

So, since this is the best way to get the message out from what I can tell, and I'm sick of repeating myself, so I'll only say this once.

[ Pause. He has a long pause between each of the words. ]

I.

Am.

Not.

A.

Monster.

[ He lifts the camera up to get a full view of his head, to get a good shot at every angle. ]

I am just a deer. I arrived here like this.

[ Frown. ]

Any questions?

Comments

[catasstrophy]

... You too, huh?

[Et tu, Brute?! Well, maybe it's just a cat thing, after all. Even if it is, that doesn't mean Konoe is the weird one, here! He's a cat doing cat things. It only makes sense.]

Showers are not bad, I guess...

[rightfoot]

Yep. Me, too. Most of them at home do, too. Cats don't like water all that much at home, though.

[ At least the big cats he's met... ]

Well, not everyone has to like them. Who cares as long as you're clean.

[catasstrophy]

Your own scent is important.

[For cats; for him, a small-town cat. It's probably not as much of an issue in the big city, where territory isn't something a cat can worry about, but where Konoe grew up, it was everything.

He didn't care much about the idea of territory, himself. But territory was still important for collecting food, and when every other cat wanted to try picking a fight with him over it, he couldn't help a certain amount of investment.]

... But I take a bath sometimes. When I get dirty.

[rightfoot]

All that matters is you take care of yourself, honestly. It doesn't matter to me how you do it.