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[hoboagogo]

Name: Shinjiro | Username: aragaki
Date: Aguril 13th
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alright so i think i got the day-to-day thing down. [he says as though he has a job or is a productive member of society at all-] and now I got some questions for people who've been here longer than me.

magic people: what's up with the witch thing? i saw they do classes, do you guys just go study magic all day? what kinda magic are you doing.

monster people: so what bullshit have you been turning into so far? i'm hoping i get something cool and don't end up like that poor asshole with no legs last week.

[SORRY.... SOMNUS..... he doesn't even know you and yet shade is being thrown......]

also, if you know any good places to eat lunch or grab a coffee or whatever people here drink, go ahead and drop 'em here.

Comments

[hoboagogo]

yeah like. pretty sure i saw like a moose-person wandering around during that festival. pretty sure moose dont eat people unless i really fucked up in biology class.

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moose?

[hoboagogo]

yeah you know like a deer but with way bigger antlers

[clickclickbang]

oh uh

i'm not from whatever world has deer and stuff

[hoboagogo]

oh

[LONG PAUSE he's not good at this.]

uh if you meet louis he's one but the ones from my world dont stand up or talk. four legs, hooves, eat grass. hard to imagine them getting bloodthirsty.

[clickclickbang]

gotcha!

sorry yeah apparently that sorta thing is more common than chocobos?? which is weird

[hoboagogo]

yeah i dunno what a chocobo is. can't say i know every animal though.

louis said his world doesnt have humans so i guess its even.

[clickclickbang]

wait what

no humans??

[hoboagogo]

yeah he's the deer i was telling you about. he said i looked weirder than the wolf lady when we first got here.

[clickclickbang]

huh

weird

[hoboagogo]

yeah who knows maybe hes neighbors with a chocobo or something

whats a chocobo look like anyway

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one sec!!

[And insert pic of Prim! Not in color, but.]

chocobo!! her name is Primula

[hoboagogo]

that is a big fucking bird

[hoboagogo]

wait it has a saddle. do you ride it?

[clickclickbang]

yep!

[hoboagogo]

those feathers gotta get itchy as hell

[clickclickbang]

nope, they're really soft actually, at least if they're cleaned properly

[hoboagogo]

so do you eat them or just ride them?

[clickclickbang]

ride them, though I'm pretty sure you *can* eat them

[hoboagogo]

i figure it might be like horses back home. people ride them, and some people eat them, but others think its awful to eat em.

you said you dont have those right? i guess you have the chocobos instead.

[clickclickbang]

yeah that's my guess! tbh, rather have the birds

[hoboagogo]

i dunno horses are pretty cool. but yeah the birds dont look too bad either. can they fly?

[clickclickbang]

some *can* but they're like. super rare and Wiz said he never saw one before so

[hoboagogo]

yeah theyd have to have giant wings or something.

so they unique to your world or what? i think ostriches are kinda that big but they aint as fluffy with the feathers

[clickclickbang]

two other worlds i know of has em but we're in the minority