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[hoboagogo]

Name: Shinjiro | Username: aragaki
Date: Aguril 13th
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alright so i think i got the day-to-day thing down. [he says as though he has a job or is a productive member of society at all-] and now I got some questions for people who've been here longer than me.

magic people: what's up with the witch thing? i saw they do classes, do you guys just go study magic all day? what kinda magic are you doing.

monster people: so what bullshit have you been turning into so far? i'm hoping i get something cool and don't end up like that poor asshole with no legs last week.

[SORRY.... SOMNUS..... he doesn't even know you and yet shade is being thrown......]

also, if you know any good places to eat lunch or grab a coffee or whatever people here drink, go ahead and drop 'em here.

Comments

[hoboagogo]

what if the wrong part becomes a snake and you got legs but no arms

yeah theres some pretty big issues with turning into stuff. like i saw some kinda centaur looking person wandering around during that festival and i'm wondering how the hell they manage. they probably cant reach back there.

maybe just go with a skirt? kinda embarrassing but it guess better than anything else.

[digiorno]

what if only one half of you becomes a snake? laterally i mean. so you're a snake on the left side but the right side is human. that would be the most difficult to adjust to.

[This theorizing is becoming kind of ridiculous but here we are.]

that just makes me think there must be more tailors around here that specialize in nontraditional clothes. even for harpies and things, you have to have extra space for the wings. tails, obviously. there's a lot to consider that witches don't have to deal with.

[hoboagogo]

man i can't even imagine that. are there like monster-genes that keep that from happening or could it be actually anything since we're dealing with magic now? this is the shit they should have had in the welcome meeting

[IT'S SO RIDICULOUS but this is just the conversation they're having now....]

yeah i bet its big business. i mean someones gotta make clothes for all this weirdness. and apparently it takes a while to change? so you might gotta change wardrobes like 3 or 4 times.

this whole monster things such a pain

[digiorno]

i have no idea but knowing would be helpful. we're the first people to go through it, so there's no way to know what pitfalls there might be without someone going through the pitfalls, which is pretty horrible. everything that happens is an unprecedented case.

oh i hadn't thought about . . . changing wardrobes a lot of times. that's true. sprout wings and suddenly you've got to go around topless until you can get your shirts adjusted. i haven't really had to deal with that. although it would be better than the blood.

[Literally can he trade with anyone? Even lateral half snake person would be preferable.]

[hoboagogo]

guess we just gotta deal with it when it happens. sucks that theres no way to really plan for it.

the blood? you a vampire, then?

one of the guys i know is probably gonna be one. he's super into meat and blood right now and sleeping in even more than he did before. yeah that one sounds pretty annoying to deal with since you have to actually find people or things to eat off of.