001 | Voice

[clickclickbang]

Name: Prompto Argentum
Date: May 11
Format: Voice

[He really doesn't wanna do this, but people deserve to know. Prompto takes a deep breath that can be heard on the call before he speaks.]

Right. So. Uh. I probably didn't meet most of the rest of you so, hey, I'm Prompto. If you see a tall yellow bird, that's Primula, she's a chocobo--yellow, not gold, gold belongs to Cloud.

[He's babbling and he knows it.]

A-anyway. So, I noticed some weird stuff yesterday and went to the guys who helped us when we first got here a couple of weeks ago, figured they'd know best. It was just weird body hair but, y'know, weird place weird shit happening, not like I've got my regular doctor here, y'know? Figured I might as well get it looked at just in case. [A weak chuckle.] Yeah, it's not weird body hair. It's fur.

[A beat.]

It's fur. Apparently there's a chance we're not human anymore and the guys in charge didn't expect it so...yeah. And who knows, maybe I'm just really unlucky and everyone else is just fine but...if you think something's off, go get it checked out.

Comments

[clickclickbang]

The what?

[bombingking]

It's a turn of phrase, you dumbass. There ain't a literal club!

[At least he hopes not because like hell he'd join.]

[clickclickbang]

Obviously, geez, can't a guy ask for a little clarification? What is your problem?

[bombingking]

[He growls but bites his tongue. He is a Hero after all and this guy needs help... (in maybe a brain transplant sort of way he thinks like the asshole he) and he's supposed to help... So instead he grumbles out.]

Ain't much I can clarify. Not like I've got a manual about how all this shit works or anything like that.

[clickclickbang]

No, what did you mean by "big ugly", exactly?

[Prompto's pretty sure he knows what the kid meant, but he kind of wants to hear him say it. Maybe he can, he's not even sure, talk the kid out of thinking like that?]

[bombingking]

You've seen what "monsters" look like. And it ain't so much human anymore.

[He shrugs like he doesn't care because he doesn't!!! he wishes...]

[clickclickbang]

Yeah, they're still human--or at least they're still people. Maybe being called human is super racist to them but either way.

[bombingking]

[That actually makes him snort laugh. But he also has another thought.]

Are they? Maybe some of 'em were born that way and we're just bein' changed to fit. Like a second fucking puberty.

[clickclickbang]

Ugh, I so do not need a second puberty.

[Lame.]

The Coven said Monsters are supposed to be born that way but, like. Obviously not if some of us are like them.

[bombingking]

Maybe those assholes don't know as much as they want us to think we do.

Or maybe this place is fucking with us. Changing us.

[clickclickbang]

Nah, they seemed pretty genuinely surprised. My money's on it's something about this place.