001 | Voice

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Name: Prompto Argentum
Date: May 11
Format: Voice

[He really doesn't wanna do this, but people deserve to know. Prompto takes a deep breath that can be heard on the call before he speaks.]

Right. So. Uh. I probably didn't meet most of the rest of you so, hey, I'm Prompto. If you see a tall yellow bird, that's Primula, she's a chocobo--yellow, not gold, gold belongs to Cloud.

[He's babbling and he knows it.]

A-anyway. So, I noticed some weird stuff yesterday and went to the guys who helped us when we first got here a couple of weeks ago, figured they'd know best. It was just weird body hair but, y'know, weird place weird shit happening, not like I've got my regular doctor here, y'know? Figured I might as well get it looked at just in case. [A weak chuckle.] Yeah, it's not weird body hair. It's fur.

[A beat.]

It's fur. Apparently there's a chance we're not human anymore and the guys in charge didn't expect it so...yeah. And who knows, maybe I'm just really unlucky and everyone else is just fine but...if you think something's off, go get it checked out.

Comments

[fifty]

Well, at least dogs are cool, right? [America is super great at sympathy, clearly.]

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[The best.

But at the same time...]

I mean, I guess if I have not be human, being a dog would be pretty okay.

[fifty]

Yeah! Who doesn't like dogs? Nobody worth hanging out with, right?

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Pretty much!

[People with dog allergies are forgiven.]

[fifty]

Oh, and maybe you could talk to--uh, Muh... Mhairi! Yeah! A wolf is kind of just like a big wild dog, so maybe she can tell you what to expect.

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Maybe, though watch me end up not being a dog at all. I'll end up, I dunno, some otter looking thing or something.

[He laughs a little.]

sorry, finals killed me but I'm free now

[fifty]

Otters are pretty cool, too! You'd be good at swimming! [America is the best at helping.] This is all really weird, though, huh?

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[The best.]

Yeah. People don't just...do this, where I'm from.

[fifty]

They don't where I'm from, either. [This place is weird.] You'd think people'd just stay whatever they were already, we're not even from this place.

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Maybe it's, like, toxic waste? Or something, y'know how characters in video games or comics get their powers from touching something they shouldn't have.

[fifty]

Yeah, or gamma radiation! [Well, hopefully it's not gamma radiation, or any other kind of radiation.] Did you touch anything weird?

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Just the stuff here.

[fifty]

Was any of it glowing green or covered in warning signs?

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Nope. It was just, y'know. Stuff.

[fifty]

Maybe that's not it. Maybe it's a disease? [That happens in comics and movies, too, after all.]

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No, they checked for that. They dunno what's happening, but it's happening.

[fifty]

Well, there's gotta be some way to make it un-happen. Don't worry, we'll figure it out! [Eventually! Maybe!]