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[darkcharge]

Name: Vanitas
Date: 11/2
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As so many people ask questions, advertise, or whatever on this thing I figure I have nothing to lose doing the same.

You see I have a particular problem. A pest problem. I'm looking for creative ways to rid myself of this little bug that seems super intent on sticking around. Normally I wouldn't bother with something like this but my usual methods of getting rid of unwanted things?

Well. It's not working.

Comments

[endsought]

I am presuming your pest problem deals with an actual person as opposed to something non-humanoid. Is this correct?

[darkcharge]

Well he's varying degrees of "person," but yes. I'm not talking about an actual insect or rodent.

[endsought]

May I ask why such a person is considered a pest? I can only believe this is due to the fact that someone is not leaving you alone in regards to something. Perhaps such an avenue will work, however, I am not entirely certain this is the correct way to go about it.

Though given you have come to this, I would wholly imagine that 'speaking to them' is not viable since I would hope you have done that first.

[Here's your unwanted dad advice...]

[darkcharge]

[ Augh. Unwanted advice for real. The whole point in doing this is because he knows this isn't the correct way to go about it. Because Ventus will see this. Everyone will see it and hopefully the brat will be ashamed. ]

It's just as you said. He won't leave me alone. Instead he's determined to fix what can't be fixed.
I want nothing to do with him or his stupid friends. Of course they would be happy to stay away from me.
Speaking to him hasn't worked. Neither has pushing him or punching him.
Definitely isn't taking "no" and "get lost" for an answer.

[endsought]

[Ah, it's like dealing with Estinien then. This kid, he means.

Yes. Yes...]

I am afraid to say it, but given all that you have said nothing will work. Please accept your friend for who he is and appreciate that he wishes to be your comrade.

[darkcharge]

You can't be serious. He's not my friend. I don't have friends and there's no way I can appreciate someone that would prefer to see us BOTH cast into oblivion instead of become one like we were supposed to be.

[endsought]

I would assume you are referring to the fact that the two of you are to be one literal being.

How curious.

[darkcharge]

It IS how we started out. We were just one person.
While he might be okay with being split apart, I am not.