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[darkcharge]

Name: Vanitas
Date: 11/2
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As so many people ask questions, advertise, or whatever on this thing I figure I have nothing to lose doing the same.

You see I have a particular problem. A pest problem. I'm looking for creative ways to rid myself of this little bug that seems super intent on sticking around. Normally I wouldn't bother with something like this but my usual methods of getting rid of unwanted things?

Well. It's not working.

Comments

[darkcharge]

It's not a very good one. The thing doesn't seem to really hear what I'm saying at all.

[thejoyrider]

Have you tried maybe conveying your feelings in writing?

[darkcharge]

Why would I need to do something like that?

[thejoyrider]

You just said it does not hear what you ar saying. Maybe it would read?

[darkcharge]

I think he just has basic comprehension issues.

[thejoyrider]

Come to think of it, are you seriously complaining about comprehension issues of an insect?

[darkcharge]

I thought it was fairly obvious that I wasn't talking about a literal insect.

[thejoyrider]

[Oh.Oh.]

But if it is a n actual person, they should not have trouble understanding what you say?

[darkcharge]

One would think. And yet here we are, in this situation.

[thejoyrider]

Just to make sure, the two of you are speaking the same language, right?

[Everything gets magically translated in Aefenglom so they definitely are. But maybe the problem was less literal here]

[darkcharge]

I do often wonder about that.
But yes, we do speak the same language.

[thejoyrider]

I wonder what the problem here could be then...

What kind of person are they?

[darkcharge]

Dense. He is extremely dense.
And stubborn.

[thejoyrider]

Can I meet him?

[darkcharge]

You can do what you want. Who am I to stop you?

[thejoyrider]

Where do I find him?

[darkcharge]

How am I supposed to know that? I'm not his keeper.

[thejoyrider]

So you do not live together?

[darkcharge]

No. I don't live anywhere.

[thejoyrider]

...what do you mean you do not live anywhere?

[darkcharge]

I don't live anywhere? I think it speaks for itself.

[thejoyrider]

You do not have a home?

[darkcharge]

Not exactly.

[thejoyrider]

So where do you sleep and keep your things?

[darkcharge]

Wherever I want?