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✘ Vanitas ([personal profile] darkcharge) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2019-11-02 09:57 pm

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Name: Vanitas
Date: 11/2
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As so many people ask questions, advertise, or whatever on this thing I figure I have nothing to lose doing the same.

You see I have a particular problem. A pest problem. I'm looking for creative ways to rid myself of this little bug that seems super intent on sticking around. Normally I wouldn't bother with something like this but my usual methods of getting rid of unwanted things?

Well. It's not working.
spaghettimonster: (YOU CAN TELL ME WHATEVER IS ON YOUR MIND)

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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2019-11-11 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
UH... HUH.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S A STRANGE THING TO SAY!
STRANGE AND A LITTLE OMINOUS.
ESPECIALLY SINCE IT WOULD MAKE A ONE AND A HALF PERSON...
AND FINDING SOMEONE WITH ENOUGH 'LIGHT' MIGHT BE THE TRICKIEST PART.
AEFENGLOM IS HALF NAMED FOR THE CLOUDS.
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GO LOOK FOR SUNNIER SKIES, IF LIGHT'S THE SECRET INGREDIENT.
spaghettimonster: (OH MY GOD WHAT)

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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2019-11-12 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
OH, SO IT'S A DIFFERENT SORT OF NORMAL... EVERYONE FROM YOUR WORLD WOULD HAVE IT.
IS ANYONE ELSE HERE FROM YOUR HOME?
AND... OH NO!
IF YOU'RE BOTH SUPPOSED TO HAVE BOTH, BUT DON'T...
ARE EITHER OF YOU GOING TO GET SICK??
spaghettimonster: (IT'S OKAY TO NOT BE OKAY SOMETIMES)

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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2019-11-15 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
WHEW! IT'S A RELIEF HE'LL BE FINE.
I HOPE YOU'LL BE FINE TOO.
BUT, I DON'T KNOW. IF YOU'LL FIND ANYONE ELSE MADE OF 'LIGHT.'
PEOPLE BACK HOME SAY... MONSTER SOULS ARE MADE OF COMPASSION, LOVE, AND HOPE.
NOT LIGHT OR DARKNESS.
AND MONSTERS DON'T EVEN HAVE MAGIC HERE, SO WHO KNOWS!
spaghettimonster: (SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS...)

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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2019-11-18 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
THEY SAY...
THAT NOBODY KNOWS.
HUMANS DO TERRIBLE THINGS TERRIBLY OFTEN. SO THEIR SOULS AREN'T -JUST- THOSE THINGS.
I'M SURE THEY DO HAVE SOME...
BUT THEIR SOULS ARE SO POWERFUL. WAY MORE POWERFUL THAN MONSTER SOULS. THERE MUST BE OTHER STUFF IN THERE, TOO.
spaghettimonster: (I WOULD NEVER KID)

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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2019-11-21 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
WELL... YOU'RE NOT WRONG.
MURDER... ARSON... JAYWALKING...
EVEN MONSTERS COMMIT ALL SORTS OF CRIMES. PLUS OTHER, NOT ILLEGAL BUT VERY RUDE OR HURTFUL ACTIONS.
BUT THE SOUL PART IS REAL!
HUMAN SOULS LINGER AROUND AFTER DEATH. AND MAKE, AND BREAK, MAGIC BARRIERS.
MONSTER SOULS JUST SORT OF... DISINTEGRATE. WE'RE BAD AT DYING. OR VERY GOOD AT IT.
spaghettimonster: arrt-jim-lad (I THE GREAT PONTIFICATOR)

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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2019-11-25 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
NO WAY!
I MEAN, I WOULDN'T WANT TO LINGER FOREVER.
ESPECIALLY NOT WITHOUT A BODY...
THAT SOUNDS EVEN WORSE THAN LIFE AS A GHOST.
BUT WHO DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR FINAL GOODBYES, FROM DEARLY DEPARTED LOVED ONES?
I KNOW I'D WANT TO GIVE THEM, IF I COULD.

AND, MORE THAN THAT...
THERE'S THIS BARRIER, BACK HOME, THAT TAKES SOUL POWER TO BREAK.
HUMAN SOULS WERE THE ONLY ONES POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DO THE TRICK.
spaghettimonster: (COLD FEAR)

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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2019-12-04 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
WELL, SURE. ANYONE CAN SENSE GHOSTS!
WHEN THEY'RE NOT INVISIBLE.

AS FOR THE BARRIER...
IT TRAPPED MONSTERS UNDERGROUND.
A WHOLE KINGDOM, IN A SINGLE MOUNTAIN, FOR GENERATIONS...
TALK ABOUT A HOPELESS PLACE.
THE BARRIER NEEDS BREAKING SO EVERYONE CAN GO FREE!
AND NOT JUST KIDNAPPED BY MIRRORS TO ANOTHER WORLD.
spaghettimonster: (I NEED TO FIGURE OUT...)

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[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2019-12-18 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
I MEAN,
EVERYONE WANTS TO BE FREE.
OR THEY'RE INDIFFERENT TO IT. BUT, WOULD LIKE THE OPTION!
I THINK I'M SET ON HUMAN INTERACTION.
IT HASN'T BEEN ALL IT'S BEEN CHALKED UP TO BEING.