video, un: sylphid

[sylphid]

Name: Fie Claussell
Date: Nov 23, mid-afternoon
Format: Video!

[The image on the feed is a weird one for sure. Sitting cross legged on a bed among what basically serves as a blanket nest is a calm looking young woman wearing black bodysuit with more belts than anyone would actually ever need. Those are simply dangling because fastening all those is way too much work.

She gives the camera a lazy wave.]

Yo. For those in the market for new bonds, I've got two witches I'll offer up to you, since I'd rather not see them explode. Friends and stuff like that.

First one's name is Lloyd. [Fie holds up a kind of unflattering picture so everyone can get a good view.] Back home he's a cop, so side of justice and all that good stuff. He's a nice boy. As you can see, he can't really handle his porn, so very wholesome if you're into that type. He likes safety, responsibility, and... fun. I think. He's not a complete stick in the mud, I promise. Inquire here for details.

Next one is Randy. [And here's a different picture, clearly made to bother the man it's supposed to resemble. Fie has a smile on her face now.] He likes beer, suggestive magazines, and maybe other stuff. Despite that, I guess he's not completely irredeemable. Or unfortunate looking. I still don't want to see him explode. Do us all a favor and throw the poor guy a bone. Er, bond.

[Finally setting that down, she addresses one last thing.]

By the way, if anyone knows who this weird costume belongs to, let me know. Otherwise, I'm keeping it.

[And off goes that video.]

Comments

[cspd]

Well, not with this wording.

[sylphid]

So you do get my reasoning. Good.

[cspd]

I...appreciate the expression of concern, at least.

[sylphid]

If you get yourself a bond, we won't have this problem.

[cspd]

I know!

[ He's...okay, he hasn't been trying as hard as he should, but that's really more his player's fault than anything so what can a guy do. /o\ ]

[sylphid]

And yet here we are. [If anything, she looks almost amused. Thanks, Lloyd.]

Care to try and sell yourself better than this?

[cspd]

[ Wow. Uh. He can try? ]

I try to do the right thing. I can't promise I'll agree with everyone on what that is, but I can promise anyone who bonds with me that I'll be honest with them. And if we try it, and one of us feels like it's not going to work, I can promise no hard feelings if we decide to split and try our luck elsewhere.

[ That was a pretty lame personals ad, Lloyd. But at least it was...heartfelt? ]

[sylphid]

[There's a pause, followed by Fie clapping a little.]

I like it. Good work.

[cspd]

[ Lloyd was clearly preparing himself for some kind of defense of his own loserdom, so that gets a brief moment of silence while he processes. ]

You do?

[sylphid]

Sure. It's kinda lame, but in a heartfelt way. That appeals to people.

[cspd]

I'll...take it as a compliment.

[sylphid]

You should. Now go talk to someone or something. Pitch it yourself.