video, un: sylphid

[sylphid]

Name: Fie Claussell
Date: Nov 23, mid-afternoon
Format: Video!

[The image on the feed is a weird one for sure. Sitting cross legged on a bed among what basically serves as a blanket nest is a calm looking young woman wearing black bodysuit with more belts than anyone would actually ever need. Those are simply dangling because fastening all those is way too much work.

She gives the camera a lazy wave.]

Yo. For those in the market for new bonds, I've got two witches I'll offer up to you, since I'd rather not see them explode. Friends and stuff like that.

First one's name is Lloyd. [Fie holds up a kind of unflattering picture so everyone can get a good view.] Back home he's a cop, so side of justice and all that good stuff. He's a nice boy. As you can see, he can't really handle his porn, so very wholesome if you're into that type. He likes safety, responsibility, and... fun. I think. He's not a complete stick in the mud, I promise. Inquire here for details.

Next one is Randy. [And here's a different picture, clearly made to bother the man it's supposed to resemble. Fie has a smile on her face now.] He likes beer, suggestive magazines, and maybe other stuff. Despite that, I guess he's not completely irredeemable. Or unfortunate looking. I still don't want to see him explode. Do us all a favor and throw the poor guy a bone. Er, bond.

[Finally setting that down, she addresses one last thing.]

By the way, if anyone knows who this weird costume belongs to, let me know. Otherwise, I'm keeping it.

[And off goes that video.]

Comments

[monotonality]

Yeah, trust me. It's not fun.

Think I've met the second guy before at least. He's not bad lookin'.

[sylphid]

nope. doubt it would be.

if you say so. he's not a complete jerk or anything so there's that going for him.

[monotonality]

i've done much worse than that before. so what's the catch? there's gotta be something.

what kind of dirty mags does he read? anything weird?

[sylphid]

catch for bonding with either of them? nope. not really.

everything weird. it's gross.

[monotonality]

every nice guy has a catch

each of my disciples got weirder than the last

so you're gonna have to define weird

[sylphid]

if they like fishing.

i think some of it had tentacles and hot sauce. [She is completely making shit up now just to draw Randy out.] another was inside a bouncy castle?

[NOT HERE]

[bad_crowmance]

[ Somewhere in the Trails House (probably his room), Crow is laughing hard. ]

1/2

[guardianreaper]

FIE!

2/2

[guardianreaper]

Sorry about that. My little sister has an overactive imagination.

[monotonality]

[I. She. actually laughs. It's a weird ass feeling. But she was so caught off guard that she's. Actually kind of having fun.]

nice sister you've got there.

but i think i get it now. your whole family is insane.

don't take it personal though, it's not bad

[guardianreaper]

Trust me when I say, you have no idea.

[monotonality]

probably not. still nothing i can't handle.

so. you don't wanna die, and i'd rather not go psychotic dragon freak. sounds like a good enough reason for a partnership to me.

[guardianreaper]

Alright then, you aren’t gonna hear me complaining.

The last thing I’m gonna say no to is hooking up with a beautiful lady.

[monotonality]

if you're looking for a "lady" i wouldn't hold your breath

but if dragon girls are what do it for you then it might just be your lucky day

[It's not tentacles and hot sauce but hey.]

[guardianreaper]

[Few things are, to be honest.]

As long as you don't set me on fire, I'd say we're good.

Sounds like it's settled, then.

[monotonality]

pretty sure that would defeat the purpose of bonding.So you're probably safe. Besides. She'd rather not kill someone useful if she doesn't have to.]

guess so. you can call me zero.