aefenglom | video, un: sylphid

Name: Fie Claussell
Date: Nov 23, mid-afternoon
Format: Video!

[The image on the feed is a weird one for sure. Sitting cross legged on a bed among what basically serves as a blanket nest is a calm looking young woman wearing black bodysuit with more belts than anyone would actually ever need. Those are simply dangling because fastening all those is way too much work.

She gives the camera a lazy wave.]

Yo. For those in the market for new bonds, I've got two witches I'll offer up to you, since I'd rather not see them explode. Friends and stuff like that.

First one's name is Lloyd. [Fie holds up a kind of unflattering picture so everyone can get a good view.] Back home he's a cop, so side of justice and all that good stuff. He's a nice boy. As you can see, he can't really handle his porn, so very wholesome if you're into that type. He likes safety, responsibility, and... fun. I think. He's not a complete stick in the mud, I promise. Inquire here for details.

Next one is Randy. [And here's a different picture, clearly made to bother the man it's supposed to resemble. Fie has a smile on her face now.] He likes beer, suggestive magazines, and maybe other stuff. Despite that, I guess he's not completely irredeemable. Or unfortunate looking. I still don't want to see him explode. Do us all a favor and throw the poor guy a bone. Er, bond.

[Finally setting that down, she addresses one last thing.]

By the way, if anyone knows who this weird costume belongs to, let me know. Otherwise, I'm keeping it.

[And off goes that video.]

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impressive i guess.

how is something like that comfortable? all the buckles have gotta weigh a couple kilos. anyway you found the owner yet?

thanks.

dunno but it is. i've worn worse for missions. and yeah eren owns it. he'll get it back soon.

[There is a part of him that wants to tell her to please take off eren's sex suit. but. he'll refrain because that might be just a bit too weird.]

guess you cant keep em as pajamas then. unless erens willing to hand em over.

[It definitely would be. Please don't.]

sadly he's not. guess i need new pjs.

Edited 2019-11-26 01:18 (UTC)

stingy bastard. can they even fit over his big lizard feet?

its cold as hell outside now dont tell me you aint gotten anything warmer yet

i can ask.

ok i won't. :)

...so you havent, then.

it'll happen eventually.

you'll catch a cold first
what do you need?

dunno. probably going shopping with towa soon enough.

why?

well at least she'll know what to do for you.

[The 'why' is a good question, though. He's.... not sure what he was planning on doing about it.]

'cause i was wondering. why else?

aww here i thought you wanted to get me a present.

[Gotta tease him at some point, right?]

i mean, you already got plans with towa. i probably would have just loaned you something.

like what though?

[right about now if when he's wondering why he's so damn awkward here and if he should have said anything to begin with. Ugh, navigating new boundaries is such a pain.]

i dunno you didn't say what you needed. i didnt really ask with a plan in mind.

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sylphid - 2019-12-16 03:04 (UTC) - Expand

hoboagogo - 2019-12-16 03:50 (UTC) - Expand

You can ask me if you want.

ok

can they even fit over your big lizard feet

Stingy bastards make things fit

[ok, for reals, he kind of laughs at this.]

where there's a will, right?
so are all those straps to like hook shit too or just to look crazy

Always. [ wills are his dogma ] They all have utility. Why would something look crazy and not function?

some people just like the attention i guess. or they're really into leather.

Are you?

[ you just seemed SO INTERESTED you know??? ]

[ unoreversecard.jpg, thx eren ]

Nah, I've never really been into being the center of attention.

careful with fie. she looks like she doesn’t mind.

she definitely doesnt if this whole post is anything to go by.

but seems to be getting results for the witches she friends with so theres that