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[figmentpigment]

Name: Bendy

Date: June 1

Format: yes

[ A series of posts are made, interspersed across a good half hour or so. ]

[text:]
rty

[text:]
asdfghjuytrfv

[text:]
pp

[audio:]
[ fourteen seconds of silence, interspersed with some rustling ]

[text:]
h

[video:]
[ A big, white finger pokes at the camera a couple times. Then it points up at the sky. There's a vague, slightly squeaky noise, a whirl of motion, dirt. The feed cuts out. ]

[text:]
hello!

[video:]
[ More of the finger poking at the camera for a few seconds ]

[text:]
hello! hell

[text:]
hello!

[text:]
hello!

[text:]
bvcdfg

[text:]
its me! hello!

[ Someone is very confused and very excited. ]

Comments

[spaghettimonster]

INCREDIBLE!!

WELL, KEEP ME APPRAISED OF YOUR TESTS AND TRAVELS!
I WOULD GO EXPLORING, BUT...
I'M LOOKING FOR A MUCH MORE LOCAL ADVENTURE.
THAT OF GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT.

[figmentpigment]

oh no good luck! i have had jobs before. the yare very difficult! be very careful that you do not get into shenanigans. they are fun, but not good for long term employment!

[spaghettimonster]

THEY'RE... THEY'RE NOT??
ARE YOU SURE??
BECAUSE, I GET INTO SHENANIGANS ALL THE TIME.
I EVEN INSTIGATE THEM!

[What if this is the reason he didn't get into the royal guard? Oh no!]

[figmentpigment]

oh! if you are the one who starts them it should be fine i think
it shows leadership skills which jobs like a lot
mine are usually accidents, which does not look as good on a resume

[spaghettimonster]

OH! PHEW, THAT SAVES MY RESUME.
BUT... I DON'T WANT MY SHENANIGANS TO DRAG ANYONE ELSE DOWN.
...
. . .
I'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE TURNS STARTING THEM AND JOINING IN!

[figmentpigment]

that is a very good idea!! if everyone has shenanigans then everyone is the same amount in trouble and so it will be fine. it will all be very fair high jinks!

[spaghettimonster]

YEAH!!! THAT'S STATISTICS, SO YOU KNOW IT MUST BE TRUE.

[figmentpigment]

though it would take a very long time to trade off antics to each person. maybe it would be best to have one really shenanigan that gets everyone involved at once!

[spaghettimonster]

SO YOU'RE PROPOSING... SHENANIGANS BY COMMITTEE?
INGENIOUS!!
IF EVERYONE'S MAKING THE DECISIONS, EVERYONE'S THE LEADER. IMAGINE HOW GOOD OUR COLLECTIVE RESUMES WILL BE.

[figmentpigment]

and we are certain to make everyone have fun if they are all part of the shenanigan planning!
sheplanigans

i did wordplay there was it clear? i have never done one before i want to make sure i am doing it right sorry that is not relevant to the conversation i got excited to try it out and got distracted

[spaghettimonster]

YEAH!! I FOLLOW IT.
SHEPLANIGANS FOR SHENANIGAN PLANNING, OR PLANNED SHENANIGANS.
IT DOESN'T ROLL OFF THE TONGUE...
MORE LIKE POPS, LIKE A LITTLE FIRECRACKER OF WORDPLAY.
GOOD JOB!