text ★ un: shinykagari

[recklessbelief]

Name: Akko
Date: 2/7
Format: text

soooo what's everyone's plans for valentine's day??? （〃・ω・〃）
i'm going to be making chocolate for all my friends! if there's anybody else planning on making chocolate you could come over and we could make it together
i'm okay with helping people if they're not sure what they're doing

[...She might need the help more than them in reality, but this is neither here nor there.]

oh! i know, it can be a sleepover for those that wanna stay longer or have a lot of people to make chocolate for. let me know if ur coming and i'll see about getting enough snacks for everyone (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

and supplies for making chocolates duh

Comments

[mensrea]

Wrong. Are you familiar with the bystander effect? People are LESS likely to help you when others are nearby. Plus, I think more than fifty percent of abductions happen in daylight hours.

[ It’s been a while since he’s seen the data. ]

[recklessbelief]

then i guess you'll have to come and make sure nothing happens

[mensrea]

[ Little witch, he has underestimated you. ]

You don’t even know who I am!

[ A pause, then – ]

NO PEEKING at my network name, that’s CHEATING.

[ Then again, maybe she’ll just assume “Stiles” is…well. A weird username, like “shinykagari.” Is that a new generation Pokémon or something. ]

[recklessbelief]

[The real magic is how she's able to disguise all this genius under a veneer of... Well, whatever the hell she appears to be doing and being at any given moment.]

okay STILES i won't guess that's who you are
it'd be impossible
you're a real tanaka-san

[mensrea]

[ tmw you're being tricked by a real master of the game ]

I may be a tanaka-san

[ whatever the hell that means ]

but at least I'm not a cheater.

[ He is, in fact, also a cheater. ]

[recklessbelief]

i'm not a cheater
i'm just resourceful, duh
don't be a sore loser, tanaka-san

[mensrea]

Okay, you little…sugarplum.

[ Stiles has no idea how old this person is and isn’t about to call a potential little kid “little shit.” ]

I’ll bite. WHAT is a tanaka-san?

[recklessbelief]

little sugarplum?? who the heck says that ʱªʱªʱª (ᕑᗢूᓫ∗)
um i think in english-speaking countries they call it john smith?
it's a really common generic sounding name

[mensrea]

I guess I’d rather be a John Smith than a John Doe… But what country are you from then?