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[recklessbelief]

Name: Akko
Date: 2/7
Format: text

soooo what's everyone's plans for valentine's day??? （〃・ω・〃）
i'm going to be making chocolate for all my friends! if there's anybody else planning on making chocolate you could come over and we could make it together
i'm okay with helping people if they're not sure what they're doing

[...She might need the help more than them in reality, but this is neither here nor there.]

oh! i know, it can be a sleepover for those that wanna stay longer or have a lot of people to make chocolate for. let me know if ur coming and i'll see about getting enough snacks for everyone (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

and supplies for making chocolates duh

Comments

[recklessbelief]

yes?? i mean no but i just wasnt expecting



WHO IS IT??? have i met them? can i meet them? are they nice?? how long have you been dating? are they also a witch or are they a monster here?? not that that matters but im curious

[beariot]

Akko I am begging you to narrow down some of those questions.

[recklessbelief]

SORRY S ORRY

is it weird that i'm asking? its weird, right? its really none of my business

but who is it????? are you guys in a secret relationship and cant tell anyone???

[beariot]

Well


No

it's not secret. [ That's definitely not the issue she's dancing around like her life depended on it. ]

[recklessbelief]

oh


do you want me to stop asking? i dont need to know if you dont want me to

[The curiosity will kill her and she'll probably make a not at all subtle attempt to suss out who's dating her mentor and idol, but it's fine. It's fine. Don't tell her. IT'S FINE.]

[beariot]

[ This is just. the worse. ]

It's not like that! It's just








complicated.

[recklessbelief]

oh no did you break up???
im not bringing up something bad by asking am i??? (๑´╹‸╹`๑)

[beariot]

[ AKKO YOU'RE MURDERING HER, YOU'RE A MURDERER ]

Oh no no! It's not that!

[recklessbelief]

professoooooooor!!!!

[beariot]

[ AAAAAAKKKOOOOOOOO ]

Yes?

[recklessbelief]

is it unrequited love?

[beariot]

Aren't you grasping at straws, here?

[recklessbelief]

what am i supposed to think? you won't give me a straight answer about anything (; ･`д･´)

[beariot]

Adult lives are just complicated, okay! This isn't the kind of thing you should be worried about!

All I did was ask about chocolate!

[recklessbelief]

okay okay

so you'll need at least one honmei choco. how many giri choco?

[beariot]

one to three.

[recklessbelief]

only one to three? i thought you would make more friends than that, professor

[beariot]

No thats not



it















I meant the first one.

1/3

[recklessbelief]

oh that makes more sense
so how many giri choco

[recklessbelief]

[...rip to Akko's neighbors because she definitely just let out a holler loud enough that whole neighborhood probably heard it]

[recklessbelief]

YOURE DATING THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE!??!!?

[murowa]

[Diana has been closely following this conversation, and...

Nine out of ten days, Diana would play mediator, and ask that Akko not bother Ursula while she's still recovering.

Today is that one day.]

Professor.

Once Akko sets her mind to something, you and I both know that she won't ever quit.

And I have to admit, I'm a little curious about this as well.

[beariot]

[ SURROUNDED ]

It's really not that serious.

[murowa]

What are we supposed to think when you refuse to answer?

[beariot]

I'm not refusing to answer!