un: itssoren

[proudofme]

Name: Soren
Date: 2/8
Format: Voice

Attention, fellow Mirrorfolk! Dootdododooodoot! [fake trumpet singing noise suits this occasion!

Soren's pleased to announce to this network he doesn't fully understand nor grasp the scope of-]

I am here to announce that I have a mansion house. Of which I have declared myself King. [a cool brag, but he does have an actual point to make]

There are many extra rooms that could fit a few more people! If you're looking for a place to stay that's mostly not terrible, I am considering roommates. Think, like, a fraternity of knights! Being a knight is not required. Uh, being a guy is also not required?

[Roommates just need the right spirit to be in his fraternity... which really just means anybody Soren happens to like. That's all there is to this]

Necessary requirements include being fun at parties, which I will be throwing regularly, and being real chill. If anybody knows how to cook, that would be really cool, too. And young people, only! [this is a no dad zone]

I will also accept anybody who can come up with a good name for the house. Hit me up!

Comments

video; un: acemagician

[cardtrick]

Wow, a real life king! How impressive!

voice; @e.västerström

[incinerating]

Wooow, a mansion house king? Impressive.

[Okay, there were a lot of things he could have been impressed by in this, but the fake trumpet noises totally killed it.]

This sounds like a recipe for disaster.

video

[proudofme]

[Soren's smiling mug will pop up over the watch, figuring out how to work the device slowly, but (maybe) surely]

Sure is! My kingdom will be the best in the land. Or at least the city block. You heard it from me, first!

[cardtrick]

Is that so?

[ She's queen of a quite wonderfully modest little cottage herself, but she's gotta find out more! ]

What laws will you enact?

video; un: reddeer

[rightfoot]

Enjoy cleaning up a place that big.

[proudofme]

I know, cool right!? [Did you want to rain on his parade? You need to try harder than that!

Soren is dense in many ways.]

More like a recipe for tons of fun. [Disaster is just a side effect!]

[proudofme]

That's what hiring maids is for! I just said I'm King, not some peasant.

[this place is going to be a mess, tho, you right]

[proudofme]

Only the best laws, obviously! [like you can make that a competition, somehow...]

I'm going to be a good King, the fun kind who isn't a total party ruiner.

[rightfoot]

Oh wow. You already can afford a maid. Where are you working?

[ just going with it ]

un: ma - voice

[stopfen]

[There's a whole lot there that she doesn't get but first of all.]

What is a fraternity?

[proudofme]

Nowhere yet, but a knight is always needed! I'll find something. Probably do that, uh, Wilde stuff. That pays, right?

[Battles and exploring are cool and kingly! Unlike housework...]

[incinerating]

[Not...necessarily. This whole thing does sound pretty cool, but he already has a roommate and isn't going to move in here so he's obligated to think it's lame okay.]

I was being sarcastic. Are you just going to be partying all the time?

[Gosh, Soren, stop making it sound cool, already!]

[proudofme]

It's like a band of brothers! You all live together and so you stick together. Have each others backs- [and, obviously and most importantly]

-and throw really great parties!

[stopfen]

...This sounds like something the guys in training would have done.

[rightfoot]

Sometimes it does. You'll... probably be cleaning this place for awhile.

[proudofme]

[Be prepared for a late realization if sarcasm is deployed against this one...]

You can't party all the time, [he corrects, before utterly going against what he jsut said] ... but maybe! Nobody could tell us not to.

[plenty of people could, but Soren doesn't know them and he will pretend they don't exist]

un: super nintendo

[guesser]

ohhh wow!!!
you’re forgetting the most important thing though!

[proudofme]

Were those guys pretty cool? Because if they were lame, then no. This is cool guy only territory.

[Using "guy" here somehow not meaning to be gendered. Soren's world has plenty of woman in the ranks of soldiers and they're just as respected as men. It's just a phrase and all, Soren all too casual on this front]

[stopfen]

Most of them dropped out or are dead now.

[Mikasa was using it to refer to dumb teenage boy. And that's completely deadpan.]

[incinerating]

[The collective IQ in this conversation is staggering.]

It's been a long time since I attended any party, so I admit this does sound a little tempting, though yes, you can't party all the time. Some of my friends in the Cleansers used to try that, it didn't go well.

[A pause.]

Literally everything ended up on fire.

voice; un: starcounter

[powerful]

( Weird pocketwatch full of yelling: Cassie's favorite way to start the day. )

How uh... How often... does a potential roommate have to be fun at parties? Like, is hiding in a bedroom acceptable?

( Part of her is in the market for a roommate. The other part of her wants to be left alone. )

text; un: sylphid

[sylphid]

king of what? stupid trumpet sounds?

[proudofme]

[Is there any IQ present at all?]

Oooh, I should make a bonfire! Bonfires are sweet at a party. See if those dancers show up like at that festival.

[that is NOT the idea you should take from that, Soren]

[proudofme]

No waaay, I'm not worried about it. I'll be paid for better stuff than cleaning! Or I'll, like, what's that word... it's a King thing. [brain, churning, through words he sort of knows or heard once. Click, click, click, click-

It takes a while]

Deli-gate!

[proudofme]

Neither of those things are fun at parties.

[sorry, Soren can only make a rude joke, because he is a dumb teenage boy without tact]