un: itssoren

[proudofme]

Name: Soren
Date: 2/8
Format: Voice

Attention, fellow Mirrorfolk! Dootdododooodoot! [fake trumpet singing noise suits this occasion!

Soren's pleased to announce to this network he doesn't fully understand nor grasp the scope of-]

I am here to announce that I have a mansion house. Of which I have declared myself King. [a cool brag, but he does have an actual point to make]

There are many extra rooms that could fit a few more people! If you're looking for a place to stay that's mostly not terrible, I am considering roommates. Think, like, a fraternity of knights! Being a knight is not required. Uh, being a guy is also not required?

[Roommates just need the right spirit to be in his fraternity... which really just means anybody Soren happens to like. That's all there is to this]

Necessary requirements include being fun at parties, which I will be throwing regularly, and being real chill. If anybody knows how to cook, that would be really cool, too. And young people, only! [this is a no dad zone]

I will also accept anybody who can come up with a good name for the house. Hit me up!

Comments

video; un: acemagician

[cardtrick]

Wow, a real life king! How impressive!

video

[proudofme]

[Soren's smiling mug will pop up over the watch, figuring out how to work the device slowly, but (maybe) surely]

Sure is! My kingdom will be the best in the land. Or at least the city block. You heard it from me, first!

[cardtrick]

Is that so?

[ She's queen of a quite wonderfully modest little cottage herself, but she's gotta find out more! ]

What laws will you enact?

voice; @e.västerström

[incinerating]

Wooow, a mansion house king? Impressive.

[Okay, there were a lot of things he could have been impressed by in this, but the fake trumpet noises totally killed it.]

This sounds like a recipe for disaster.

[proudofme]

I know, cool right!? [Did you want to rain on his parade? You need to try harder than that!

Soren is dense in many ways.]

More like a recipe for tons of fun. [Disaster is just a side effect!]

video; un: reddeer

[rightfoot]

Enjoy cleaning up a place that big.

[proudofme]

That's what hiring maids is for! I just said I'm King, not some peasant.

[this place is going to be a mess, tho, you right]

un: ma - voice

[stopfen]

[There's a whole lot there that she doesn't get but first of all.]

What is a fraternity?

[proudofme]

It's like a band of brothers! You all live together and so you stick together. Have each others backs- [and, obviously and most importantly]

-and throw really great parties!

un: super nintendo

[guesser]

ohhh wow!!!
you’re forgetting the most important thing though!

[proudofme]

What's that? Snacks?

[you know, for a party and not for whatever horrible thing is about to be suggested]

voice; un: starcounter

[powerful]

( Weird pocketwatch full of yelling: Cassie's favorite way to start the day. )

How uh... How often... does a potential roommate have to be fun at parties? Like, is hiding in a bedroom acceptable?

( Part of her is in the market for a roommate. The other part of her wants to be left alone. )

[proudofme]

I guess not all the time. Depends on how many parties we have! [he can imagine if it's a lot, then yeah, probably not every single party needs all the roommates?]

None at all if you can cook or clean. Everybody keeps griping about cleaning... [lame people and their practical concerns, raining on the parade!!]

text; un: sylphid

[sylphid]

king of what? stupid trumpet sounds?

[proudofme]

Come up with your own trumpet sounds if you're so good at 'em!

voice, un: jonas.

[coherer]

I got one:

(gird your loins for this name suggestion, man.)

Thrill-Ville.

[proudofme]

That's preeeetty good. But I don't want to be King of a village!

[wait, double checking]

... That's what ville means, right?

Voice; un: kingmaker

[kuroi_taiyo]

Why would anyone want to live with someone that's declared kingship over them?

[ This sounds like a headache house already. He'd rather visit for the parties and go somewhere he can actually sleep. ]

[proudofme]

Is this a joke? Because your username makes it look like a joke.

Un: Taru | text

[seemstressed]

_{[Teen boys...cocky teen boys at that. At least he sounds like a cocky teen. Tataru isn't desperate enough to even begin to imagine moving into a mansion with a so-called 'King' but she is quite curious about how he came into owning the estate. Guy must be rich.]}

Are the property taxes steep? How did you come into owning such a residence in the first place? I'm quite new here, so I'm curious as to how you went about it.

[proudofme]

I'm not paying for anything! Those Coven people just handed me the keys. Mine now!

[absolutely how it works, don't question it, that ruins all the fun with things like practicality and responsibility, yikes]

[oathkeeper]

Whoa, a real king!

[This sounds exactly like Sora's kind of jam?! But...]

Aww... I already have a place to stay. But can I still be a knight? Can I be part of ... another division?? I can cook and I love parties! So I could bring food to the parties?

[He just wants to be a knight?? Cool???]

[proudofme]

Hmmm, HMMMM.... Yes. Yep. Sure! Checks out. [Soren's very kingly deliberation approves of this upon the following conditions]

If you bring food to the parties, you are definitely considered one of my knights. What's your name?

voice; un: lanceylance

[loverboi]

Sooo, even if I'm not gonna live in the mansion house, can I still show up to the parties?

[proudofme]

My man! You bet you can, ESPECIALLY if you invite cute girls!