aefenglom | un: itssoren

Name: Soren
Date: 2/8
Format: Voice

Attention, fellow Mirrorfolk! Dootdododooodoot! [fake trumpet singing noise suits this occasion!

Soren's pleased to announce to this network he doesn't fully understand nor grasp the scope of-]

I am here to announce that I have a mansion house. Of which I have declared myself King. [a cool brag, but he does have an actual point to make]

There are many extra rooms that could fit a few more people! If you're looking for a place to stay that's mostly not terrible, I am considering roommates. Think, like, a fraternity of knights! Being a knight is not required. Uh, being a guy is also not required?

[Roommates just need the right spirit to be in his fraternity... which really just means anybody Soren happens to like. That's all there is to this]

Necessary requirements include being fun at parties, which I will be throwing regularly, and being real chill. If anybody knows how to cook, that would be really cool, too. And young people, only! [this is a no dad zone]

I will also accept anybody who can come up with a good name for the house. Hit me up!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[There's a moment where Soren's turned off the voice on his side of the conversation, though just before that he reads this and clearly laughs at it-

There's just an "is typing" message for way too long of time]

okay that's pretty funny but ur still not allowed

Edited (whoops this got chopped in half??) 2020-02-09 04:16 (UTC)

not allowed to what? grill with your people? or am i breaking bread?

[still gross, so gross!!]

Do I need to make a sign that says No Cannibals Allowed? For real?

you never did mention if you give or receive did you

Banished! You are banished. Double, triple, quad apple banished!

[is it clear he's using speech-to-text and doesn't know words.....]

[ tendou somewhere ]

i'm dying, you're the best voren
real talk: even if the banishment offer insinuates i'd try to get in somehow, i don't think i'd fit into your kingdom of kiddies anyway..... pass.

Real talk! """I don't want in your stupid club anyways""" after you've been banished is pretty sad. Don't guilt me into inviting you because you don't have any friends.

[... because he might... because that is sad... and Soren is, ultimately, a dumb softy at heart]