un: itssoren

[proudofme]

Name: Soren
Date: 2/8
Format: Voice

Attention, fellow Mirrorfolk! Dootdododooodoot! [fake trumpet singing noise suits this occasion!

Soren's pleased to announce to this network he doesn't fully understand nor grasp the scope of-]

I am here to announce that I have a mansion house. Of which I have declared myself King. [a cool brag, but he does have an actual point to make]

There are many extra rooms that could fit a few more people! If you're looking for a place to stay that's mostly not terrible, I am considering roommates. Think, like, a fraternity of knights! Being a knight is not required. Uh, being a guy is also not required?

[Roommates just need the right spirit to be in his fraternity... which really just means anybody Soren happens to like. That's all there is to this]

Necessary requirements include being fun at parties, which I will be throwing regularly, and being real chill. If anybody knows how to cook, that would be really cool, too. And young people, only! [this is a no dad zone]

I will also accept anybody who can come up with a good name for the house. Hit me up!

Comments

[cardtrick]

[ Now doesn't that sound like a non-specific blast. ]

Ooh, like a law that says your subjects can eat dessert first?

[ The dream, tbh. ]

[proudofme]

Oh, definitely. In my Kingdom, you can any meal you want at any time of day. Even breakfast for dinner. And it doesn't have to be your birthday.

[he is a wise and just King]

[cardtrick]

[ Truly a king for the ages. ]

Wow! I might have to instate some better rules in my own castle.

[ Cottage, Trucy, it's a cottage. ]

[proudofme]

Or! Come live in our cool mansion, if you get bored of your castle.

[if he was considering how terrifying it would be to wake up and see Mr. Hat unexpectedly around a corner while half asleep, Soren wouldn't be inviting this]

[cardtrick]

[ There's nothing wrong with Mr. Hat! He's a gentleman! ]

Likewise. If you move in with us, you can even be part of my show!

[ That's not ominous at all. ]

[proudofme]

[HMM.... Pass. Pass on living with Mr. Hat. Yeah.]

Split the difference, you come to the parties and do shows! Deal?

[cardtrick]

[ But he's so useful for getting stuff off the top shelf! ]

Deal!