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Name: un: tacobell
Date: 13 Feb
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ayyyy so like
does this place have like
special germs or whatever ??
like
ok maybe that sounds dumb
but like HEAR ME OUT
in my world it was very possible to never be sick
so i never got sick
like EVER
but maybe that doesn't work here ???
got no experience with it tho
so has anyone else gotten here and got sick afterward ? (ง ื▿ ื)ว
before you ask......
i never left the city so it is not.. that thing
a l s o
is there uhhh you know
magic potions or whatever for this kinda thing ?
so thanks or whatever i'll reply after a nap i guess

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There is nothing at all confusing about it. It is absurd. You are claiming to have never in your entire life suffered from even the slightest head cold, and now somehow are existing here - which I guarantee is rife with bacteria of every conceivable phylogeny; you should see the deplorable state of this house - without every under developed shriveled white blood cell in your body imploding like a balloon.

If you're going to roll around like a pig in filth and then scream about my fucking house I am having you removed by the guard and changing the locks.

I am merely stating facts. There is no need to become hysterical, madame.

You have an hour to pack anything you don't want burned when you're removed.

( hi sorry taco pal, the warthrop struggle is real. )

Then what a pity that it will take at least twice that long to put away my single spare shirt. You may as well plan to incinerate me and the whole room with it.

( read at 7:45

but he is gonna have to bring a new bed when he comes crawling back because he's not wrong that shit needs to be burned. )

o o f
drama

[ watching someone get rekt and then left on read helps a guy feel better tbh~ ]

oh
well it's not like diseases don't exist there
because they do
but like
people have gene mods
also
controlled environments
preventative supplements
etc
but you know
if that's what you think is happening
and shit's imploding
hmm

[presumably typing this either while packing his shit or pointedly refusing to; who can say]

I would STRONGLY recommend you remand yourself immediately to a sterile environment. If you are showing mild symptoms of illness now, it is extremely you will continue to become more sick as your impoverished immune system collapses under the strain. Consider yourself as like the limping zebra in the Serengeti. Presently, you are successfully keeping pace with your herd. But soon, a lion will appear, at which point your limp will have exhausted your weakened body and you will be helplessly devoured.

Perhaps the Coven has some resource they might make available to you. Otherwise you are very likely to sicken further and die.

[Helpful.]

..... well then
that is
one way of explaining things
i guess
you seem like you really know what you're talking about tho
talking about like
white blood cells and shit
and my immune system
are you a like
a real doctor?

I am a scientist.

oh yeah ?
well like
i guess that's close enough
scientist is legit
but you're like
a life-type scientist right ??
not like a
idek
a guy who studies rocks

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