She sings! She dances! She can help you pay your taxes!

[seemstressed]

Name: un: Taru
Date: Feb 13th
Format: Video

_{[When the feed connects there's nothing to be seen other than a standard sized, wooden chair in the middle of a meagerly furnished dorm room. Soon however a rather petite figure comes into view, one with a cute face and rather large, pointy ears. She can't be more than three feet tall by the looks of it and once she's clambered atop the chair she's left standing on it, only to thrust her arms dramatically in the air for a big wave, a high pitched voice following the action.]}

Hullo! I'm Tataru Taru but just Tataru will do. Twenty one summers old and at your service!

_{[That's right, she's just fun sized. Her arms drop to her sides as she continues.]}

Now I know I haven't been here for very long, but I realized rather quickly that not many here have heard of Lalafell. No I am not a Fae, nor am I anything but a fully grown lady - we Lalafell are simply a small, youthful race - and quite successful might I add, especially when it comes to trade and magic.

_{[She gestures to herself, pointing to her chest.]}

So, for those curious Monsters and Witches out there, not only am I a Lalafell lady but I'm almost a whole Yalm in height. Quite tall!

_{[And she's proud of it too. Now that that's out of the way...it's time for The Hustle.]}

Anyroad, since I've to make a home for myself here and have only found part time work...I wanted to offer my services! Surly tax season is creeping up on everyone, yes? Keeping track of finances and spending, either business or personal, is my specialty! I'm also a very skilled seamstress. If there's something you need made I can sew it! Cooking? Cleaning? Mining? Juggling? Entertainment in the form of song and dance? I can do it all!

If you've any questions don't be shy! Send me a message or come say hello when I'm working at Precogstitchin' or The Sly Seadog! Hope to hear from you all!

_{[With a smile and big wave she's hopping off the chair, only for the feed to cease a moment later.]}

Comments

[seemstressed]

Uwaa...!

_{[The sound of amazement that comes out of her is one of genuine delight as she watches the video on his phone. So it's a sport then? She's never seen such a game played before, but it seems quite exciting and fast paced.]}

It looks incredible...and everyone seems to jump so high!

_{[And everyone is so tall...]}

I could never play a sport like this...but it's very impressive!

[guesser]

'Cause of your height? [ he points, then uses his hands to gesture "no", waving them side to side and in a flat line. ] Totally wrong. A myth! Fake news.

[ let him seeee . . . and, there. he goes back a few seconds and says there on the player that has a different colored uniform compared to his team: in karasuno's case, the orange jersey, compared to black. nishinoya just saves his team from a monster spike. ]

The libero is the team's defense. They're not allowed to attack, shortest players on the team . . . I think that birdie, [ noya ] was only half a hand taller than you. [ he wishes noya could hear that, the fluster would give tendou pleasure. anywho, he muses! and makes his hands into "claws" ] But they can be some rad little demons on their terrain, y'know? It's almost annoying when they catch your hits.

[ they're almost at their ice cream . . . ! ]

—In a completely good way.

[ because who enjoys an easy game?! ]

[seemstressed]

_{[Well. She definitely wasn't expecting an answer like that to come out of him. It has her blinking up at Tendou, somewhat surprised, that he seemed so confident in reassuring her that a person as short as her could play a game like this.]}

It sounds fun. _{[She means that too.]} You must enjoy it a lot. Maybe someday you can show me how to play?

[guesser]

[ tendou doesn't expect an answer any less for her! can't play! that's rubbish. she could play to her heart's content. but! she's . . . right about enjoying it! and not because he actually loves volleyball, he wasn't one of those monster crow children or wakatoshi that slept with a volleyball. no sir. ]

It gives me creative freedom. And vengeance, sort of. [ he says that with a little bounce, on the tip of his toes. ah, their ice cream! it's their turn! ] Chocolate for me— Tarutaru, if we team up and I show you the ropes, we can even have a finishing power move.