[This said as he brushes past the man - him and all his impeccable hair - and into the foyer beyond. Wander Warthrop does, roving from room to room with the air of a rangy bloodhound tracking a scent. A creaking floorboard, once discovered, is stepped on repeatedly to verify its squeal. The stairwell banister is tested to see that it is securely in place. Doors are locked and unlocked. The spare room is observed with little interest. Eventually, he asks:]
dwrp is the best joke anyone ever told
[This said as he brushes past the man - him and all his impeccable hair - and into the foyer beyond. Wander Warthrop does, roving from room to room with the air of a rangy bloodhound tracking a scent. A creaking floorboard, once discovered, is stepped on repeatedly to verify its squeal. The stairwell banister is tested to see that it is securely in place. Doors are locked and unlocked. The spare room is observed with little interest. Eventually, he asks:]
Is there a basement or cellar?