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[chiastic]

Name: un: PXW
Date: Feb 13
Format: Text

[Anyway.]

WANTED-- Lodging in a respectable rooming or boarding house, with a strong desire for the latter. The following accommodations must be met: No animals kept indoors; No children; No fellow tenants who might be susceptible to the vices of liquor, betting, or marriage. The room must be clean, quiet, private, and immediately available. A locking door is most preferable.

Prospective tenant is an educated man of science accustomed to long hours, with little taste for parlor games.

Make your reply here. References to be waived for the sake of expediency and convenience ONLY, and may be requested upon inspection of the premises.

Comments

[chiastic]

Monsters, in the common parlance, are fairy tales. Monstrumology is the study of aberrant biology. It is all perfectly natural.

[hoboagogo]

im calling bullshit 'cause this guy didn't even think bela was cool unless he could count to ten, and i still dunno if Bela's a plant or an animal.

[chiastic]

The potential scientific interest of your pet does not preclude it from being a pet, and therefore subject to violation of the requirements of the advertisement.

[hoboagogo]

Bela ain't my pet. hes Louis's son.

[rightfoot]

I'd pick Bela any day, too.

[chiastic]

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[chiastic]

Then it is all but irrelevant to science as well, unless some tragedy befalls it and you feel compelled to allow its dissection despite your sentimentalism.

[rightfoot]

He's a magical creature who eats mushrooms. No dissection needed.

[chiastic]

Spoken like a true neophyte.

[sylphid]

so what're your thoughts about the monsters here?

[chiastic]

I have yet to have the chance to study them at length, and would not presume to make an uneducated statement. But it seems clear to me, given the natural state in which some Mirrorbound arrived only to subsequently find themselves subject to the acquisition of "monstrous" traits, that is a mutation triggered by some environmental factor here.