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[chiastic]

Name: un: PXW
Date: Feb 13
Format: Text

[Anyway.]

WANTED-- Lodging in a respectable rooming or boarding house, with a strong desire for the latter. The following accommodations must be met: No animals kept indoors; No children; No fellow tenants who might be susceptible to the vices of liquor, betting, or marriage. The room must be clean, quiet, private, and immediately available. A locking door is most preferable.

Prospective tenant is an educated man of science accustomed to long hours, with little taste for parlor games.

Make your reply here. References to be waived for the sake of expediency and convenience ONLY, and may be requested upon inspection of the premises.

Comments

[hippocarnival]

WHOA

im sorry that looks terrible

[trouvaille]

Maybe someone has a stable somewhere he couldn't make any worse.

[hippocarnival]

i dont think hell take it [And he doesn't think the problem is not having time to clean, either.]

is your house going to be okay?

[trouvaille]

I'll have to clean everything again, and replace all of the things he broke in the kitchen. I actually smashed a few while he was doing it myself, because I figured he might learn quicker about cleaning up after himself if there was nothing usable left and he actually had to crawl out of his own lazy arsehole to do for himself, but frankly I don't have the patience or the willingness to let him turn my house into his personal hovel while he drags himself up to the basic competence level of a school-child.

( kiss kiss warthrop are you still reading this )

It's fine. My clients were understanding about me coming back to work slowly after the Rathmores and it'll be a busywork project for a couple of days and eventually I'm sure I'll look back and laugh. At him.

[hippocarnival]

[Let it all out, Gwen. At least she'll have a nice cushion of reparation money...?]

why was he smashing plates anyway?

[trouvaille]

He has the emotional range and expression of a toddler that no one ever hugged.