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Name: flat escardos (un: 46692)
Date: 1/3
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lol heads up if you try to make a candle w food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. please take my word on this lmfao.
Date: 1/3
Format: text
lol heads up if you try to make a candle w food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. please take my word on this lmfao.
un: enkidu
[Wait...]
why would you make a candle out of food?
[Hold on...]
can you teach me how to make such candles as well?
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also, food coloring is kinda like food? but not an Actual food. you can use it to give food pretty colors!
and its flammable, apparently. who knew!?
un: enkidu
[Ah, that is what Flat meant. It still makes no sense but allow Enkidu to understand it.]
why would humans want to give food another color? is cake worth more when it is blue instead of the color of a cake?
but if it is meant to color food why did you want to make a candle out of it?
[Why did humans invent such a thing to begin with. It seems rather useless.]
still, i do want to make a food candle.
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i dont think its more valuable? but you can make pretty designs with the food coloring. and the same thing goes for the candles! its not exactly more optimal in any way, but isnt it nice to just look at something pretty sometimes? oh, then if thats the case, then it does have some more value! because it’s not only a regular wax candle, but now it’s a wax candle with a pretty color!
we can make food candles if thats what you want! i have some extra materials i can bring over to your place. mine smells like smoke.
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did you open the window to let the smoke out?
yes. we can use our kitchen. i believe there is some bread left.
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we can try that! i made mine with wax which is super not edible, but lets see what we can do! we’ll make the best present for mister king!
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[Hold on, they have an idea here.]
perhaps pieces of corn. then when you light the candle the corn will pop and be edible.
his name is gilgamesh. i am sure he would not mind you using his name. tell him i have allowed you to do so.
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wait
WAIT WAIT I GOT IT.
I GOT IT!!!!!!!
alright we're gonna need chocolate!!!!! and some alcohol!! oh man this is gonna be great! mister gilgamesh will have the coolest edible candles ever!!! :D
holy shit this is so late, i have no idea where time went :C
this sounds like a good idea, flat. and a very delicious idea as well. i am sure gil will be surprised. a proper offering to a king.
are you able to find my new place? it is not where ozymandias lived. it is more close to the harbors. and it is small. and i know we have mice. but i like mice.
[Consider them excited.]
wouldn't it be good if we were able to make them smell good as well?
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and mice are cute. do you give them cheese?
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i will stand in front of the window so i can see when you arrive.
[And after those messages they put the communication device away and start to gather a couple of cups and plates. Basically everything that can qualify as something that can be used for making edible candles. Forks? Yes, those as well.
When they are done unpacking all sorts of nonsense they go and sit by the window, waving the second Flat comes into view.]