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flat "literal cryptid" escardos ([personal profile] escardos) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2020-03-01 08:05 am

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Name: flat escardos (un: 46692)
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lol heads up if you try to make a candle w food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. please take my word on this lmfao.
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[personal profile] enkidoh 2020-03-01 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
you can make a candle out of food?

[Wait...]

why would you make a candle out of food?

[Hold on...]

can you teach me how to make such candles as well?
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[personal profile] curruid_coinchenn 2020-03-01 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
flat.

do i need to warn you again?
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[personal profile] foundfamilies 2020-03-01 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ don’t think about a tall flame hot enough to shatter the glass it is in don’t think about a tall flame hot enough to shatter the glass it is in. leslie is probably not going to be using food colouring anytime soon. ]

Are you okay? Did you avoid the glass shards? Were you able to put it out safely? Do you need to see a priest?

I mean to say see a witch with healing magic?
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[personal profile] sealeted 2020-03-01 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I’m still learning my way around kitchens and crafts, but aren’t you supposed to smother oil fires with lids or sand instead of dousing them in water?
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[personal profile] gilgamess 2020-03-01 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
This is why division of labor necessarily exists in a city-state. If you lack a capacity, you purchase from someone who possesses the requisite abilities.

Tch, were my vault here, I should have innumerable candles, enough that I would even spare one for so lowly and hapless a being as yourself. Call it a rare act of royal pity.
Edited 2020-03-01 16:00 (UTC)
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[personal profile] monotonality 2020-03-01 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
why in the hell would you use food coloring in the first place?
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[personal profile] marmoron 2020-03-01 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
sounds like amateur hour
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[personal profile] taciturnly 2020-03-01 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
( valuable information to be sure, which he'll memorize just in case. however... )

What is "lmfao"? ( welp. )
Edited 2020-03-01 18:33 (UTC)
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[personal profile] integrous 2020-03-02 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god are you hurt???????

[ YOU CAN'T FOOL HER, FLAT. ]
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[personal profile] weiward 2020-03-02 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ok he didn't understand every last word of this, but he understood enough to have one question:]

where do you find this food coloring stuff?
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[personal profile] oathkeeper 2020-03-02 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
geeze, are you okay?! it sounds like you made a bomb by mistake instead of an actual candle?!
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[personal profile] whydogs 2020-03-10 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
At least you didn't burn anything down.

You didn't, right?