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[escardos]

Name: flat escardos (un: 46692)
Date: 1/3
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lol heads up if you try to make a candle w food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. please take my word on this lmfao.

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text; un: kor

[spirialink]

whoa did that really happen??

[He's imagining it and what he's picturing looks absolutely crazy.]

was the fire colorful at least?

[priorities.]

[escardos]

nope :/ disappointing huh?!

[spirialink]

aww man, for sure!

why'd it do all that anyway? tea's water, shouldn't it have put the fire out?

[escardos]

gel food coloring is a little different....jsyk, water makes some fires a lot worse! :')

[spirialink]

wait really? i thought water always beat fire! man i'm learning so much in this place...

oh, what does 'jsyk' mean?

[escardos]

'just so you know'.

also yeah, chemical fires sometimes don't mix well with water. neither do electrical fires. but i forget that sometimes

[spirialink]

wow... i didn't know there were other kinds of fire besides fire fire... [He feels like he's learned stuff.]

that's cool, though! i didn't know you could shorten words like that. i never had stuff like this in my world.

[escardos]

welcome to acronyms! i just taught someone else how to use them.

maybe i should start a class?

but i'm not sure how good of a teacher i'd be lol

(that means 'laugh out loud')

[spirialink]

wow, you really know a lot about this stuff! maybe you should, it seems pretty useful to me! what else is there?

[escardos]

ok ok! as i told the other person, an acronym can't just be a bunch of letters glued together. it has to be something that other people understand!

like...

ttyl! which is 'talk to you later' or u, which is just short for 'you'. and ilu, which is short for 'i love you'. there's a ton of them!!!

[spirialink]

cool! like, umm... how about... tysm! 'thank you so much', is that one of them??

[If it's something everyone should understand, then it must be simple, right? Simple thinking is Kor's specialty!]

oh, what about that other one you used? 'lmfao', i can't figure that one out. what's it mean?

[escardos]

yes!! perfect!!

also lmfao means 'laughing my f*cking ass off'. the nicer version is 'lmao' which is. well, the same but without the f.

[spirialink]

[If you could see him right now, Flat, you'd think you were dealing with a child with how excited he's getting over getting this right.]

so they both mean the same thing? what's the difference?

[Guess who doesn't know the f-word.]

[escardos]

[ and guess whos not going to explain. ]

they’re preeeetty much the same, yeah! you can use either of them!

[spirialink]

oh well if they mean the same thing anything, then i should just use the shorter one, right? since it's shorter and all!

[escardos]

i mean that works! you just gotta use the ones you like the most!