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Name: flat escardos (un: 46692)
Date: 1/3
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lol heads up if you try to make a candle w food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. please take my word on this lmfao.
Date: 1/3
Format: text
lol heads up if you try to make a candle w food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. please take my word on this lmfao.
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[ flat can sense the disbelief in cu’s words and posture. he closes the door behind him, leaning against it to watch the dragon comb through.
what he’ll find is that... there’s not much of anything. the living room has a chair that functions as a coat hanger, and a gas lamp on the floor by the corner. in fact, the corner is the only place that really looks lived in, if only because of the papers and books that are stacked and the blanket that is neatly folded.
the kitchen, however, is... definitely the strangest place out of every part. where there should be jars of spices and sugar there are jars that are filled with a variety of stuff. some are edible, like tea leaves and peanuts... others are...clearly not meant for consumption. Or for being in an apartment in general.
there’s a plate and silverware for one person though! and a kettle!
flat stands nearby, tilting his head in curiosity. ]
Do you... need any help?
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[ Berserker is utterly baffled still as he rifles through everything in search of further flammables. ]
No. Unless you have anything to start a fire with that I haven't found yet.
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[ there's a box of matches, but by it there are some papers with some very crude drawings and something that can either be ciphered text...or mere scribbles. who knows. ]
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I mean are you going to be able to...not act like a wild animal living in someone else's house?
[ Still a jerk. ]
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[ hE IS INSULTED ]
I totally live like a normal person! [ really. ]
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...Tell me, do you know of anyone else who lives like this?
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uh.
uhhhhh ]
E-Every person has an individual style! And besides, you’re the one that hoards bones. You have zero room to judge!
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I can't control the fact I hoard bones. I keep them in one place and my hoard doesn't inconvenience anyone.
[ He shakes his head. ]
So the answer to my last question is no, then.
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[ he opens his mouth to refute cu further, but he can’t find how. eventually, he crosses his arms, looking away. ]
I mean, aside from the candle thing—which I don’t plan on doing again—is it that big of a deal?
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[ He is ... not even trying to spare Flat's feelings here. ]
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[ the comments hurt quite a bit, and flat’s expression visibly deflates as he leans against the wall. ]
I’ve never really had that issue before...but no one really liked going into my room in the first place. So yeah, I guess this is my first time moving in with others.
[ and he has a bad feeling about it, like he’s being set up to fail. it makes him anxious—perhaps cu will get fed up with him and kick him out after some time. who knows? ]
Sorry.
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[ As neutral as his tone is, there is something bizarrely encouraging about his words. ]
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he laughs softly, giving cu a grin ]
As long as you don't give up on me, I'll keep working hard!
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[ He seems satisfied with that answer and that he's removed the potential fire starters from Flat's apartment. ]
I'm going back home now that I'm done here.
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[ flat actually sounds....disappointed by that. he’s trying hard to hide it, but unfortunately he’s wearing his heart on his sleeve and he wants attention. ]
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What? Do you want me to stay that badly? You could come back with me, if you want my attention.
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[ and considering how quickly he becomes excited again, perhaps “puppy” is an apt way to describe him. ]
I’d love to go with you! I’ll help out if you need it for some reason!
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Come along, then. I don't think I'll need your help with anything, but I don't mind your company.