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[escardos]

Name: flat escardos (un: 46692)
Date: 1/3
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lol heads up if you try to make a candle w food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. please take my word on this lmfao.

Comments

[escardos]

hOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT A CANDLE WAS GOING TO DO THAT???????????????????????

[curruid_coinchenn]

food coloring isn't meant to be burned, is it? you don't think about anything before you just do it.

[escardos]

thats so harsh

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aND LOOK PEOPLE DO USE GEL BASED FOOD COLORING IN CANDLES ALL THE TIME. I JUST MADE A SMALL MISTAKE IN MY CALCULATION. I CAN TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

[curruid_coinchenn]

do i have to come over there and stop you from burning your apartment down? or maybe i should just let you to teach you a lesson.

[escardos]

i would like it if you came over actually! oh but i would need to clean up, wouldn’t i? theres still glass everywhere and itd be bad if you got hurt. i’ll clean up!

[curruid_coinchenn]

...

you didn't even bother to clean up the glass before posting this?

[escardos]

it literally just happened? im still in shock!

[curruid_coinchenn]

clean up the glass first.

[escardos]

gosh, youre REALLY angry today. its not even full moon!

fine give me 5 min.

[curruid_coinchenn]

if you had the ability to think for five seconds before doing something, i wouldn't be angry.

[escardos]

[ it takes a couple minutes for flat to respond because he’s obviously picking up glass. ]

in my defense it seemed like a good idea and i was bored and it was 4 am

[curruid_coinchenn]

if you think it's a good idea, it's probably not.

[escardos]

wow

i

actually have nothing to say to that one

:(

[curruid_coinchenn]

don't take it personally.

i'm still coming over. you done cleaning up the glass?

[escardos]

!!!!!

yes!!!! i did!!!! and my apartment is clean just like waver told me to!!!!!!

[curruid_coinchenn]

[ Wait. Waver told him???? Questions for later. ]

i'm impressed. i'll be by in a few minutes.

[escardos]

:D

[curruid_coinchenn]

[ Berserker appears on his doorstep a few minutes later, as he said. He looks...cranky, more cranky than usual. ]

[escardos]

[ flat opens the door, a sheepish smile on his face. ]

Cu! [ a pause. oh no. ] You’re really angry aren’t you?

[curruid_coinchenn]

I'm not angry. I'm annoyed.

[ It would be much worse if he were angry. ]

[escardos]

[ oh he knows this is directed at him. he’s leaning against the doorframe, which gives cu the chance to go inside. the place is clean, but it doesn’t really look like someone lives there...it’s more as if someone just took refuge there.

at least there’s no glass. ] I hear tea is good for calming people down! Do you want some?

[curruid_coinchenn]

It's only this clean because of Waver, isn't it?

[ There's no glass, but it barely looks like a lived-in apartment. Berserker steps past him, looking around in disbelief. The offer of tea almost goes unheard as he stands in a daze. ]

...What? Tea? If you want to make it, do it.

[ He shakes his head as starts to comb through everything in the apartment, looking for and collecting anything that can be used to spark flame or start a fire. ]

[escardos]

He got really angry that I kept my place a mess, so I tried really hard to clean up.

[ flat can sense the disbelief in cu’s words and posture. he closes the door behind him, leaning against it to watch the dragon comb through.

what he’ll find is that... there’s not much of anything. the living room has a chair that functions as a coat hanger, and a gas lamp on the floor by the corner. in fact, the corner is the only place that really looks lived in, if only because of the papers and books that are stacked and the blanket that is neatly folded.

the kitchen, however, is... definitely the strangest place out of every part. where there should be jars of spices and sugar there are jars that are filled with a variety of stuff. some are edible, like tea leaves and peanuts... others are...clearly not meant for consumption. Or for being in an apartment in general.

there’s a plate and silverware for one person though! and a kettle!

flat stands nearby, tilting his head in curiosity. ]

Do you... need any help?

[curruid_coinchenn]

Are you going to be able to live with other people in the same house?

[ Berserker is utterly baffled still as he rifles through everything in search of further flammables. ]

No. Unless you have anything to start a fire with that I haven't found yet.

[escardos]

What do you mean?

[ there's a box of matches, but by it there are some papers with some very crude drawings and something that can either be ciphered text...or mere scribbles. who knows. ]