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flat "literal cryptid" escardos ([personal profile] escardos) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2020-03-01 08:05 am

text ; 1/3

Name: flat escardos (un: 46692)
Date: 1/3
Format: text

lol heads up if you try to make a candle w food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. please take my word on this lmfao.
taciturnly: (if ur his mum ur my wife?)

text | un: wangxian

[personal profile] taciturnly 2020-03-01 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
( valuable information to be sure, which he'll memorize just in case. however... )

What is "lmfao"? ( welp. )
Edited 2020-03-01 18:33 (UTC)
taciturnly: (going to climb him like a tree)

IT'S TOO LATE

[personal profile] taciturnly 2020-03-01 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
( cue lan wangji inwardly making the equivalent of this face probably. now imagine if he asked what fucking meant )

Why didn't you simply say so? ( you know. that you were laughing. for some reasons. )
taciturnly: (u diss wwx u die)

I'M SO SORRY

[personal profile] taciturnly 2020-03-01 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Why say it at all, if you don't mean it? ( doesn't it kind of defeat the purpose of keeping it short??? )

TMSBSYUITM.
taciturnly: (sell crazy someplace else)

[personal profile] taciturnly 2020-03-01 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Text messages should be succinct yet unequivocal in their meanings. ( now you know what his homemade acronym meant! )
taciturnly: (did bring a man back to gusu after all)

[personal profile] taciturnly 2020-03-01 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

( and suddenly it's like his entire mind catches fire; sounds like it could potentially be useful for someone he knows. maybe even for himself, when trying to communicate with said someone. )

Could you perhaps teach me a few more?
taciturnly: (shit i'm blushing)

[personal profile] taciturnly 2020-03-01 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Is there anything that might pertain to closer relationships? ( .........not in that way. he just means..!!! ) Bonds.
taciturnly: (pls accept my humble apologies)

[personal profile] taciturnly 2020-03-02 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
( ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...! )

Thank you.
taciturnly: (pining from afar)

[personal profile] taciturnly 2020-03-03 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
( BOLD. but lan wangji doesn't fear the same fears any longer, or suffer the same hesitation. )

I do.
taciturnly: (i hate to kill you)

[personal profile] taciturnly 2020-03-06 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
How do you measure?
taciturnly: (about to declare my love publicly)

[personal profile] taciturnly 2020-03-06 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not measure. I know. Perhaps you do, too.