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[escardos]

Name: flat escardos (un: 46692)
Date: 1/3
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lol heads up if you try to make a candle w food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. please take my word on this lmfao.

Comments

[escardos]

to make it pretty?!

[monotonality]

isn't it called "food" coloring for a reason?

[escardos]

ok but if you change the emphasis it’s food coloring which means that it gives things color!

[monotonality]

still ain't gonna catch me eating wax

if you just wanted color, why the hell not just go buy some paint or something?

[Is that how you color candles? Fuck if she knows.]

[escardos]

i never said that the candle was edible???? do you just think about eating candles? thats weird.

and paint would make it flammable? plus ruin the wick??

[monotonality]

there's probably weirder shit to eat. probably wouldn't taste like anything.

don't you want a candle to be flammable? isn't that kind of the point?

[Nailed it.]

[escardos]

hmmmm i dont have any more wax to eat so i cant try that out. but maybe you can? and let me know!

[monotonality]

so you're curious after all. what the hell, i don't care either way so sure

[escardos]

oh, you’ll do it!? woah, thats the first time someone agrees so quickly!

are

are you sure?

[monotonality]

what are you worried?

well don't. i was already dead before i came here so what's the worst that could happen?

[escardos]

wait wait wait! you died????

how??

are you okay now?

are you like a zombie?

[monotonality]

a few times

as for now, well--

you'd have to ask the coven. they're the ones that dragged me back.

but they made me a dragon, not a zombie

[escardos]

oh that's cool!

well, not that you died. that sucks, actually.

but dragons are a lot cooler than zombies, so i think you got the best deal there.

do you spit fire or venom?