Text | un: Elliot Craig

[fiddlestick]

Name: Elliot Craig
Date: 3/2
Format: Text

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Love Music? Learn an Instrument Today at VII Notes!
Hello everyone! My name is Elliot Craig, and I just wanted to advertise that I'm offering music lessons! Music is a wonderful form of expression that anyone can get into! It makes a great hobby, or it can be used to help channel magic for witches out there. And for you romantic types, it's a great way to impress a special someone in your life~

Currently I offer lessons with piano, violin, guitar, recorders (great for kids!), harmonicas and singing! Group or solo lessons are available, with discounts offered with group lessons. Special accommodations can be made for monsters! And as always, the first lesson is free!

Please contact me today if you're interested! Thank you!

[OOC: A sign up post with more information can be found here! Lessons will be handwaved for the most part]

Comments

[mensrea]

You're BONDED to a DRAGON?

[ Can you hear him yelling over text, because that's what he's doing. Also, all other topics are totally forgotten. This is all they are discussing forever. ]

[fiddlestick]

Yes....? I believe that's what I said.

[mensrea]

[ This person is clearly not from the modern era of texting. ]

Trust me, I can read. I'm just expressing my disbelief! That's pretty cool. Have you ever ridden them?

[ Not even two seconds later – ]

Not in a sexy way. Like a horse kind of way.

[ Christ. ]

text; un: sylphid

[sylphid]

he's done both.

[mensrea]

How do you know?

Did you film it or something?

[ Where can...interested parties...watch this homemade porn... ]

[sylphid]

wow... no.

elliot's my friend from home. we talk.

[mensrea]

Oh. Not as spicy, but that's probably for the best.

But was the Dragon...you know... In Dragon form?

[sylphid]

[..... wow, this dude.]

if you need the image of a giant winged lizard to get it off i don't know what to say to you.

[Text; un: azurechevalier]

[bad_crowmance]

Gotta appreciate a guy who asks the important questions!

[fiddlestick]

[Delayed since he's busy verbally keysmashing at Fie-]

Wait-

Why the HECK would her filming it be your FIRST assumption?!

[sylphid]

maybe he wants a turn.

... but what we saw on the trip wasn't promising.

[mensrea]

[ he wants a turn ]

[fiddlestick]

[uuuuuuuugh]

Yeah, he's not getting one with me.

[mensrea]

Because this is a weird place! I'm sure there's a huge market for that stuff. God, think of the money PornHub would rake in here...

[ ...Maybe he should start a business. Purely from a professional standpoint, of course. ]

[fiddlestick]

Well, that's disgusting.

[fiddlestick]

[it can't be heard over text, but there's a verbal keysmashing sound over here]

FIE!!!

[sylphid]

what

[She knows what.]

[fiddlestick]

You know what! Don't tell people stuff like that!

[sylphid]

but he asked.

[voidbreaker]

Wow. It's always the quiet ones.

[fiddlestick]

[And now of course one of Rean's students is here. Of course. ]

Aidios just kill me now.

[voidbreaker]

Hey, what you do behind closed doors is up to you. Have fun, stay safe, what else do they usually say?

[fiddlestick]

[Wow that is actually a mature response. Elliot is caught off guard. Ash is the most mature person in the room, how the heck--]

Ash...

Thank you.

[sylphid]

class vii is full of surprises.

[voidbreaker]

you're tellin' me